My favorite Paulie moment, sadly, not a choice. This dialog had me laughing my tail off.


Paulie: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony: What do you mean?
Paulie: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust, you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go f*ck themselves?
Tony: Wouldn't you think that expression would come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie: Hey, snakes were f*cking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up T.

I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.