Talk about typos....

How'd we miss this one?

Bust and 6 positions.

How DID we miss that one. But only 6 positions? That's not too kinky.

Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud... Dr. Freud, you are needed in the emergency room... :p

Are you doing your FS impression again DB? Besides, no doctor can help me now. I'm too far gone. But I do like to play doctor.

Next mathematical quiz. What is the percentage for the average number of guys who wear boxers vs. briefs. Feel free to add thongs into that equation if you like.

And no PL, we CANNOT get back to bizz-ness.

Who's thinking about business? This is too much fun.

I refuse to publicly state my preference.

Mark this day down on your calendar. PL approved smutty talk over VG averages. Sorry kiddies, you may need to start another thread if you wanna discuss the perils of T Mac's injury.

On the question at hand, come on PL, give me a hint at least. But you don't have to publicly state it if you don't want to.

In keeping with the "Let's NOT get back to business theme".

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
But stupid Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a daughter.

Thank you. Try the veal. It's the best in the city.

We know your favorite limerick, Bethie:

There once was a man named Enis...

Commissioner's Note

I will be away (without a laptop) from this evening until Sunday evening.

My team for tomorrow is picked already, as is Sunday's, and I have someone who will go on the site and make my Sunday selections for me some time tomorrow.

Perhaps someone (read: JG or DB) would be kind enough to post the scores and standings Sat and Sun mornings.

I'm there commish.

Grazi.

You better watch out Beth, all that talk has gotten to Pee-Lawrence and he is on his way to Baltimore for the weekend!

Well if he is I hope he at least writes a short paragraph on the bb on the "enjoyable" weekend he'll have.

Sometimes the truest words are said in jest, FS

Actually, it's Philadelphia this time (and no jokes about seeing my honey Big Daddy, please. Thank you).

But one never knows about the future, does one?

Saturday - Truncated Results

DB 129 2532 (see sawing with PL)
PL 111 2515
JG 157 2412 (see sawing with BT... huge night, well done Pork)
BT 95 2371
OA 131 2368 (good night)
CC 133 2361 (good night, spitting distance from OA)
SP 114 2246
TM 114 2222 (hang in there kid, only a couple of huge nights away from being in the thicke of things)

Good night for me? It would have been better if those darn Wizards would have won. Why am I not surprised. They're considered Baltimore's
"home town" team. Why should they be any different the the Orioles. :rolleyes:

Insert Crying Baby Picture Here!

:p

:p

Classic!

Grazie, Consigliere!

Ah shit, stop with all the word games and get some balls. Go over and see the lady. Who knows, we may just have a match made in heaven and then the first BB Board wedding.

That is if the newness doesn't wear off and they don't pick each other to death!

Awe comeone DB, be a pal. Insert the one you had earlier, you know, the one with the baby with it's hand on it's forehead. That would just make my day. Of course, you can save it for when I kick your ass again in football.

FS, when PL makes it to Baltimore you'll be the first to know. Ok, Junior?

That would be fine Ms. Cakes!
Let's hope he remembers to bring his little blue pills and the sports section of the newspaper. But please no pictures! You know it would be like thinking about your parents doing it!

Hey, DB. It's happened to me a second time. This time you and I have the exact same team, right down to our coaches.

What are the odds....oh, forget it!

Holy Cow, Pork! 172 points and counting...

Good job!

*** WHINE ALERT!!! ***

DAMMIT!! I lost a point!!

Looks like only 171 pts + 5 for only 176 :rolleyes:

Sure, Pee-Lawrence goes away for the weekend and Geoff sticks it to him by running up some points!

Bad move Geoff. This may keep PL from ever going away again! I sure hope he is enjoying himself.

Sunday - Truncated Results

Everyone did relatively well, because KG had a huge night.

DB 140 2672 (keeping one eye out on Pork now)
PL 125 2641 (you're right, Plaw, this is turning out like the baseball race)
JG 176 2588 (An even bigger night! Congrats! :p )
CC 140 2501 (leapfrogged 2 players - great job with your picks if I may say so myself! )
BT 121 2492 (you aren't going to let someone crabby jump over you, are you? :p )
OA 92 2460 (minor setback)
SP 103 2349 (watching out for TM)
TM 106 2328 (gaining on leaders 3 points at a time! )

You know, FS, it would have been great if you had stayed... the trash talking so far has been pretty vanilla. It's probably because everyone gets along! :p

*** WHINE ALERT!!! ***

DAMMIT!! I lost a point!!

Looks like only 171 pts + 5 for only 176 :rolleyes:

[/b][/quote]Actually, JG, when I posted that you were at 172, that included your coach points, so you actually gained 4 points instead of losing 1.

:p

Trash talking doesn't mean you can't get along. After all I can take it as much as give it out. What you really mean is come back so we have someone to pick on! You will have to wait for baseball to do that. If it has been kind of dull then it is your own fault. Pick up the pace and pick on something or someone.


Fixed just for you.