Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.


"He's great on the court," a sportswriter said of a college basketball playerin a interview with his coach. "But's how's his scholastic work?" "Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach. "Wonderful!" said the sportswriter. "Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked."

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.