No one this time - I did pretty well today

O/T: I was 99.8 percentile in Pigskin Pick'em last year, so I hope you'll stick with me for NFL action as BBC winds down

In the 6 games since Mark Prior's 40, I've gotten 8 points from my pitching!

Why do I have a 'sinking' feeling?

How is Pigskin Pick'em played? Hey JG (or everyone else for that matter), do any of you participate in any of the Yahoo fantasy games? I am always on the look out for a good active league. I hate it when leagues becomes stale.

BLACK CAR DRIVERS ROLL BEHIND ROLEN'S 17

Secaucus, NJ, April 17

Scott Rolen hit two home runs, and Jeff Suppan led the pitching staff to a 21 point total, as the Black Car Drivers moved into third place in the GangsterBBC Fantasy Baseball League.

The Drivers, who led the league after Mark Prior's 40 point performance last week, had fallen to fifth place after their recent 8 point in 6 day pitching performance.

"It's been a rough 6 days, not being able to do any barking" said Driver's owner plawrence. "I did plenty of crying, but that's not nearly as much fun. Trash talking is really what it's all about"

Yeah, that's cute. :rolleyes: I was busting a gut yesterday afternoon watching the game online thinking about the 2 guys on here that had Rolen after seeing his 2 homers. There is always that ONE player we pass over for some reason in a given day. In contrast, my PLAYERS did very well, my PS let me down.

My baseball karma is off a little, I need to work on getting it back somehow. I can't pass the Douche-man for NOTHING and the Pork is nipping at my heels.

Keep up your trash talking plawrence....it motivates me. The full moon is out, weird things COULD happen.....

I love your articles, PL!


SATRIALE'S PORK IS RISING ( )

Toms River, NJ -- After a miserable last-place finish in Week 2, the Pork has pumped his way into 4th place for Week 3.

"It didn't help to earn -5 points over 2 games," owner jgeoff said with disgust, "but this week we've been averaging almost 40 pts per game." Satriale's only averaged 22.8 pts per game during last week's skid.

"I'm hoping Pedro, pitching today, will put up the numbers that he's capable of."

Pedro Martinez gave up 10 earned runs in 4.1 innings in his last outting. "That wasn't the Pedro who won 20 games last year."

"In the end, LDV will feel the Pork pass from behind her!"

-30-

Goddammmmmmmit!! Now I know what I am doing wrong, I mean this is the SECOND totally stupid (obvious) thing I have done.

I usually tweak my roster up today for the next day. That is when I do all my "research" - (read: twisted logic) I think I have been choosing pitchers for tomorrow actually playing today. (Except for the Yankees or Dodgers - I have their schedule memorized). I actually worked on my roster for tomorrow and I picked Woody Williams thinking he was playing TOMORROW! How can I not read the top of the page? Oh man.

Ok, boys - I am more of a sore loser when I screw my own self up. And I can't even believe I am admitting my stupidness.

No bullshit - the only place I am gonna feel the Pork is under my shoe - if you should even THINK about passing me!

Im dying here knowing I have Matt Clement on my PS today - oh the agony. I know I am not the only one to make that choice but ugh!

Nice articles guys. Excuse my outburst, dont think you want to see mine, it would read like tabloid fodder.

EDIT: While I am usually a clueless moron, this was not the case this time and I was dreaming. I really DO know how to read the top of the page. Doesnt mean I will get enough points to cause plawrence any heartburn, but I never give up.

WOAH! I'm the fuck-up! He is tomorrow's pitcher

Sorry, I'm a dumbass! You're doing it right, I just looked at the wrong screen :rolleyes:

I had to edit my article...

P.S. You have Kerry Wood today, Buff' -- not a bad choice! Clement is pitching tomorrow...

Are you trying to make me crazy? Or just raise my blood pressure? Remind me, I owe you a slap making me go off on a tirade. Ha! Buffy's TRUE colors!

I have a hard enough time understanding the system. I thought I was doing it right and then you freak me out.

Ok, I am calm now. Yet remarkably out of energy to edit. Kerry Wood is my pitcher today, write it 50 times.....

The Pork is mine!

Ok, it just hit me, JG - you are doing it AGAIN!!

Why were you picking the same pitcher (Woody) as I was - AGAIN?

Stop reading my mind....you are not prepared for the dangers....

Here's a haiku for all you haiku lovers:

Douche Bigelow here.
Ahead of Pork n' Buffy.
Watch out plawrence.

Is that what the kids are callin' it these days? Anything like haulin' ass or makin' bacon???

Welcome to the TT (Trash-Talkin') Club, Douche Bigelow....

Again I pass on the Yanks -- especially cuz Weaver was pitching -- and they put up 30 pts... you guys are welcome!

I hope Pedro does well tonight. I originally had Millwood starting, and they've already given up 7 runs halfway through. Whew!

Marcus Giles... Mike Lowell... Corey Patterson... Damn you, Buffy!! I thought I had you today! :p

Good day for everyone today, except Big Daddy :p

An 82 pointer for LDV!! My compliments.

HA - If I wasn't so tired and disgusted with my team's performance of late I would have something to come back to you with. I knew I was in trouble when my PS was like -12 in the second inning, they did redeem themselves and finished at a respectible -8 Hey PL, at least I wasn't in the teen's or lower as your team was for half the games this week See I am feeling a bit better already, but still blue Go head - kick a man when he is down :p

I'd love to see you with a "respectable" -8 every day (*kick, kick*)

Thanks, plawrence

But I'm still hoping for a Shawn Green grand slam finish in the 9th inning tonight. Am I being too greedy? Why couldn't I have had a day like this, um - say this past MONDAY??????? Just think Pork if I HADN'T given up the Yanks. My luck.

BDD -chin up. You are a competitive soul. You'll come around. Don't worry, we will kick you when you are upright too. :p

You mean 84. And yes I am counting. I've been in the middle too long. Next stop - passing up SC!!! :p

Well, you came damn close. Ruined my whole friggin' day. Get a great performance from a cheap PS, and watch it all come apart in the 9th. Yeah, I know; That's why it's a cheap PS. Trevor Hoffman's out, so they have Joe Asshole closing.

(edit): No, wait. I looked at the box score. The closer is - are you ready? - Jesse 45 year old Orosco. JESSE FRIGGIN' 45 YEAR OLD OROSCO!

LDV, I see that you passed up the Douche (Douche Bigelow, that is) .

"LDV... LDV... What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?"

Only joking, LDV. Congrats on the huge night. I have a feeling though I'll be back on top after today!

OK you kids have your fun now. Hey I can take it, all part of the fun and game, give and take - even though I am now getting talked smack to from some sissy girl - I was referring to you PL on that one

Ok I am kidding my friend - but since I cannot defend myself with my teams actions, I must resort to name calling. I am a sad soul, I will admit.

This being Easter weekend - I am also looking to see if my team can arise and have eternal life. And if not I just hope I get more points than the two of you.

I'm a big MLB fan, Yankees for the Team, National for the League (long story), and I'm not in the Fantasy league. But this thread is comedy at it's best! The Boss,SC, plawrence, LDV,BBD, DonSicilia, keep me rolling . Thanks for the entertainment...

HEY! Who asked you? Whadda 'ya mean this is comedy at its best? You think we're funny? You mean funny like a clown? You wanna post in this thread, or better yet you wanna even read this thread, get in the friggn' game! Otherwise, you and your oversized Yankee logo can stay in the Bronx! We keep you 'rolling', huh? Well, ROLL THIS. You want entertainment, go find Jesse Friggin' Orosco and the two of you can check out the action at a nursing home!

Maybe we should sell tickets???? :p

Glad we could make your day BK.....this is about the cleanest and most coherent thread out there.

Hey BK - don't mind PL he is just a bit 'testy' since his team has fallen from 1st place to 3rd in a matter of days. :p

I can't even imagine him after the weekend when SC passes him. If you hear a big thud and a primal scream over the weekend - that would be PL falling to 4th place.

I could change all that if you like. Yup..another gate crasher. So this is where all the cool people hang out. Can I be a cheerleader or something? I've got killer pom poms!

I sure hope the ChiSox get pounded today! What happened, Buff', you think I jinxed Woody? Well, you'll see the Pork and Woody passin' the Douche today, and tomorrow, my dear, you'll be droppin' to your knees crying! Bwahahahahaha!!

The Pork is coming!!

BK - Get your ass in this game! Big Daddy needs some company!

Beth - Great set of pom poms! Just keep doing this: