Hey go find your own excuses for losing - stop stealing mine.

Besides I have at least past a few people how come you haven't even gotten past FS yet. I know, just pacing yourself, just wait till after the break - right.

So it looks like if I can get past the Douche Man - I gotta ride behind Geoff for a few now I'd imagine the view behind Buffy is better - but when your dealing with a damn curse, well .....

Wow, you passed a guy who was sleeping for months and 2 guys not playing. Regular Einstein you are. I'm holding my own, and don't have to play with my Woody to do that.

That would be ME dealing with the damn curse today

And Beth - you don't have your own Woody unless you tapped one from the other team. (and let me tell you - Bad Daddy is VERY selfish with his....you'll see he usually likes bragging about going solo with his )

Damn girl, do I have to teach you EVERYTHING?

I'm sloooooowly getting to read these guys on my own. I understand they don't like girls sharing their woody with them, they prefer to be with them all alone. They also have curses following them around. Now, I wouldn't mind putting a few under a spell or two. I can say up till now noone screams and throws a hissy fit when I share their ps. My pom poms are doing me ok so far. Being on the bottom ain't so bad.

We still talking "baseball"???

There's more to life then just baseball. But then, you're the guy with the horse story.

Damn you Buffy! Cursing my Moose like that! Bethie Pie, why didn't you take your Orioles today? So far you'd've done well

(I see Woody didn't take his Viagra this morning either; also losing 0-5)

The O's against the Yanks? I'm crazy, not senile!!!! Moose must have the mumps or something. Don't worry, we blew it in late innings yesterday, we'll do it again. Chin up!

My apologies to anyone else who picked the Cardinals' pitching staff. I did. If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Hey that is a bit unfair. Granted when I play fantasy football I am used to where each player is only on one team. The fact that different teams can have the same player is new for me. So it is true that I take my picks and consider my picks personal so if I take Woody for example that is 'my Woody' so to say. And to say I am selfish with 'my Woody' though Buffy is not really fair, let's just say I am a bit particular with whom I would like to share my Woody with . For example I would NOT want Pork to get near my Woody cause only bad things will happen with the curse and all - it would be say unnatural, I shudder even thinking that thought - although nothing personal JGeoff :rolleyes: . However if my Woody can be used by others for mutual benefit, than that is a good thing . It is like when I started playing and if I took Kerry Wood for that day. I was always looking forward to having Wood, it was only a shame I didn't have Wood say for only every five games. So when I had Wood, needless to say I was feeling pretty cocky that day. But recently my Wood wasn't going as deep as I would have liked and that caused me to lose some ground, guess I didn't feel like I was keeping up with the others. But as I mentioned earlier I don't like to share my picks with just anyone and I certainly wouldn't want PLAW near my Wood - I would have to listen to all the statistics regarding my Wood - and when I make a pick, sometimes it is not based on stats but by a feeling I have. So I don't want to hear stats about my Wood, I am more concerned with the feeling of my Wood. Sooo as I mentioned I am not selfish only particular.

God I can't believe I just wasted five minutes of my life writing that stupid stuff. I need to get a life.

It happens to all us guys at one time or another.

Hey SC - I hear you, but you know late in the game if the bases get loaded and if you have Wood that day you hate to have him pulled out, you much rather see him work through it.

All that talk from BDD and I still don't know if I can play with his Woody. Is there a spare Woody anywhere around this place a girl can use in a jam?

My Woody had a hard time early tonite, but has settled down.

So your Woody is up for the challenge?

PL - that is good to hear, I know you get up early in the morning and it is tough to sleep if your Woody is hmm acting up.

So, you take pics of your Woody??

So, you take pics of your Woody?? [/b][/quote]That sure beats pics of your civic. The line forms at the left.............

No I said 'picks' not 'pics'. You gotta be pretty cocky and have some set of balls to take a pic of your Woody.

Ok, so my best guess is we are operating here at about 3rd grade level, right. :p

No I said 'picks' not 'pics'. You gotta be pretty cocky and have some set of balls to take a pic of your Woody.

Ok, so my best guess is we are operating here at about 3rd grade level, right. :p [/b][/quote]Actually it's 1st grade. Did you miss the thread on "Too Smart for the 1st grade?"

Well don't forget JGeoff was pretty excited that day his Civic just got waxed and hey .....

So THAT'S what made Geoff crash his car.........

JEEZ! (Indistinguishable muttering) Not a Fast n' Furious type of gal, huh? :p My new Civic is much cooler, though. I'll race your Chevette any day :p

You'd win. My Chevette is a MTA bus!!! :p

OK, I would like to take a minute to apologize for my immature behavior in taking this thread off it's intended track of baseball and into a 3rd grade humor level. I will try and redeem myself and get this back on a baseball track.

So for PL and DB it is the 8th inning and looks like your Woody got a good yank and subsequently pulled out. We'll see if the reliever can come fill in for him.

There that should hopefully do it.

Again my sincere apologies.

Tuesday

PL...4214...St Loo (3) 31 4245
LD...4057...Yanks (-6) 29 4086
JG...4048...Yanks (-6) 14 4062
DB...3743...St Loo (3) 23 3766
BD...3671...LA (1) 13 3684
UU...3515...LA (1) 27 3542
OA...3363...Cleve (-1) 22 3385
HH...3323...Yanks (-6) 10 3333
SC...3267...St Loo (3) 36 3303
JJ....1418...Seatt (16) 31 1449
FS...0732...Yanks (-6) 10 0742
BE...0625....LA (1) 12 0637

Pretty scary...

22 pts

(kicking self over and over)

Hey, how about this one: Florida 20, Atlanta 1

Well... now that LA has given up 6 runs in the 7th, looks like we all suck today. Except (so far) JJ's Mariners

Sure, we can talk.

Wow, this is what happens when grown men get Wood(y) only once every 3 or 4 days?.....

That was a damn fine paragraph you wrote Bad Daddy, just not sure what the hell you said! By the way - can't get cocky now with LA down 6-1 in the 8th!!

PS: I'm still in 2nd!!

What's that, Bad Daddy? :p

Granted, 1 pt is a little better than -6...

So the guy with -6 is talking smack to the guy with at least a + number. Granted it is the lowest possible + number I can have - but hey it is still a plus. And yes with the curse I would have been in the minus area.

Besides when I wrote that I thought I was alone in my pick - I didn't realize that I also had the person who is anchoring last place taking the same PS also so .... :p

Funny how I never run out of lame excuses