Bad, Bad Daddy!

And don't forget my acknowledgements on the front cover:

This book is dedicated to those men AND metrosexuals of the Gangster BBC League who always appreciated the view -whether from the front or the back. You truly inspired me to wanna kick the crap outta youse guys.

And let's not forget the reviews - on the back cover:

...a masterpiece. Buffy San Fran's sophomore effort packs a wallop. You may remember her debut book "I Was A Stadium Stalker - And Still Am"...she has come a long way from her Jackie Collins-like kiss and tell style...

...worthy of a Pulitzer...