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SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23278 04/04/05 12:48 PM 04/04/05 12:48 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	Some wag made the comment that one of the shortest books that could be written would be "The Wit of Michael Corleone," which got me to thinking of other possible shortest books in history related to the Godfather. Some of them would be: 1. Happy Childhood Memories by Anthony Corleone. 2. Favorite Party Pranks by Luca Brasi. 3. Ways To Make It Big -- On Your Own by Fredo Corleone. 4. The Art of Negotiation by Moe Green and Joey Zasa. 5. Secret Beauty Tips by Mary Corleone. 6. The Joys of Marriage by Carlo Rizzi. Other suggestions are welcome! "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23279 04/04/05 01:01 PM 04/04/05 01:01 PM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,098 Existential Well svsg Underboss
svsg Underboss Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,098 Existential Well	Work for a new boss - Tessio Fishing in Lake Tahoe - Fredo

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23280 04/04/05 01:09 PM 04/04/05 01:09 PM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,046 Miami, FL Don Andrew Underboss
Don Andrew Underboss Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,046 Miami, FL	It may be dumb but, Making Offers They Could Refuse - Vito Corleone Things in Life I don't regret - Michael Corleone Hapiness being married to the Mob - Kay Adams. I'm Smart - Fredo Corleone Keeping Cool : Anger Management for dummies - Santino Corleone Hey, how's it going?

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23281 04/04/05 04:27 PM 04/04/05 04:27 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 319 Providence, RI M Moscarelli Capo
Moscarelli M Capo Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 319 Providence, RI	Incest is Best by Mary Corleone Choosing the Right Husband by Kay Adams How to Aim a Pistol by Mosca The Art of Pears by Carmella Corleone A Night at the Opera with Michael Corleone by Michael Corleone Games to Play with Your Grandson by Vito Corleone I know, I know, their kind of stupid, but, hey, I'm bored. "The toe you stepped on yesterday may be attached to the ass you have to kiss today." -Former Mayor of Providence, RI, Vincent "Buddy" Cianci

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23282 04/04/05 04:56 PM 04/04/05 04:56 PM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 248 NY Darulerric Made Member
Darulerric Made Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 248 NY	Taking things personal-Tom Hagen Usefullness of a bullet proof vest- Luca Brasi How to treat the daughter/sister of a Don- Carlo Mastering an Italian Accent- Senator Geary How to maintain a solid relationship- Micheal Minding your own business- Kay adams

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23283 04/04/05 04:57 PM 04/04/05 04:57 PM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA goombah
goombah Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA	"Don't Sweat the Small Stuff" by Michael Corleone "How to Find Out if There's Something in it for Me: for Dummies" by Fredo Corleone "Hygiene for Your Back Hair" by Sonny, Vincent, Hyman Roth & Moe Green "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" by Mama Corleone "Being the Perfect Husband" by Carlo Rizzi "The Idiots Guide to Dieting" by Peter Clemenza "Understanding Your Adversary" by Jack Woltz "Wartime Consligieri Stories" by Tom Hagen "How to Catch More Fish Than You Can Eat with a Bullet-Proof Vest" by Luca Brasi

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23284 04/05/05 08:59 AM 04/05/05 08:59 AM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope plawrence RIP StatMan
plawrence RIP StatMan Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope	"Different Routes from Long Beach To Manhattan" -- Sonny Corleone "My English Dictionary" -- Buscetta "Difficult....not impossible"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23285 04/05/05 09:10 AM 04/05/05 09:10 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	The Joys of Driving -- Apollonia Corleone "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23286 04/05/05 09:19 AM 04/05/05 09:19 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	Nipple piercing - Appollonia Corleone How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23287 04/05/05 09:55 AM 04/05/05 09:55 AM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 19,721 AZ Turnbull
Turnbull Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 19,721 AZ	"Welcoming Diversity in the Workplace" by Frank Pentangeli. "Don't Let 'The Other Fellow' Rule You" by Pat Geary. "Quick Foreign Get-Aways" by Fulgencio Batista. "A Short Course in the Papacy" by Cardinal Lamberto. Ntra la porta tua lu sangu ï¿½ sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23288 04/05/05 11:57 AM 04/05/05 11:57 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"The Ethical Cop" by Captain McCluskey "Chastity After Widowhood" by Connie Corleone "Work Hard, Get Rich" by Merle "Successful Racehorse Breeding" by Mr. Woltz "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23289 04/05/05 03:52 PM 04/05/05 03:52 PM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA goombah
goombah Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA	"Empathy" by Michael Corleone "Animal Headboards" by Jack Woltz "Older Women" by Jack Woltz "Foresight" by Fredo Corleone "Staying Faithful to My Wife" by Sonny Corleone "Being Honest in Business Dealings" by Hyman Roth "Clean Living and Fidelity" by Deanna Dunn

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23290 04/05/05 03:59 PM 04/05/05 03:59 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"Civics" by Sen. Geary "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23291 04/07/05 10:41 AM 04/07/05 10:41 AM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope plawrence RIP StatMan
plawrence RIP StatMan Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope	"My Photograph Album" by Emilio Barzini "How I Stopped Smoking" by Archbishop Gliday "Difficult....not impossible"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23292 04/07/05 11:39 AM 04/07/05 11:39 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"The Age of Feminism" by Mama Corleone "Choosing Sides" by Moe Green "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23293 04/07/05 12:10 PM 04/07/05 12:10 PM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733 JustMe Underboss
JustMe Underboss Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733	Quote Originally posted by plawrence: "My Photograph Album" by Emilio Barzini Great one! "Things I don't know about Mafia" by Turnbull. "A good wife for a Sicilian Mafioso" by Kay. "The art of long successful marriage" by Apollonia "How to rise a smart son and a virtuous daughter" by Michael. keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23294 04/09/05 03:52 PM 04/09/05 03:52 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	Respect For Photographers - By Don Barzini and Sonny Corleone "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23295 04/09/05 04:11 PM 04/09/05 04:11 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 18,238 The Ravenite Social Club Don Cardi Caporegime
Don Cardi Caporegime Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 18,238 The Ravenite Social Club	"How to make Cannolis" by Peter Clemenza " Homeland Security" by Salvatore Tessio Don Cardi Don Cardi Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23296 04/09/05 05:13 PM 04/09/05 05:13 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 709 Northern NJ Daigo Mick Friend Underboss
Daigo Mick Friend Underboss Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 709 Northern NJ	"How to get A Head in the Stud Business" Kartoun "Visits with my Daughters Godmother" Bonasera "How to be a Tough Guy" Enzo "Great Moments in Public Speaking" Luca Brasi "How to Make Friends and Influence People" The Turk " My Greatest Achievments in Sports" Hyman Roth "Cocktail Party Manners" Frankie Five Angels "Francis can I have a momment"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23297 04/10/05 12:25 AM 04/10/05 12:25 AM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 122 NJ transplant in Wisconsin Johnny Stiltz Made Member
Johnny Stiltz Made Member Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 122 NJ transplant in Wisconsin	"How i made Mr Ed a star" Jack Woltz "365 positions or Once a day " Sonny Corleone Cooking with Oranges-Vito,Michael,Sonny,Fredo and MAMA Corleone Cooking with Clamenza-unknown Johnny Stiltz "Take the gun leave the canolis with me "

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23298 04/10/05 06:53 AM 04/10/05 06:53 AM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733 JustMe Underboss
JustMe Underboss Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733	"How to get Michael Corleone indicted" by the members of senate committee. "How to back up" by Kay "What women want" by Fredo keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23299 04/10/05 10:06 AM 04/10/05 10:06 AM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 232 London Tony Kyprianou Made Member
Tony Kyprianou Made Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 232 London	Quote Originally posted by Junior: Incest is Best lol! There's a raging fire in my heart tonight, burning higher and higher in my soul...

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23300 04/11/05 09:03 AM 04/11/05 09:03 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA goombah
goombah Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA	"I'm Smaht: the inside story of my accomplishments in the Corleone Family" by Fredo Corleone

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23301 04/11/05 09:24 AM 04/11/05 09:24 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	My Legal Opinions - by Anthony Corleone Operas I Have Seen - by Mary Corleone Staying One Step Ahead of Your Spouse - by Mrs. Hyman Roth "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23302 04/16/05 04:16 PM 04/16/05 04:16 PM
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 133 Netherlands Don Schulini Made Member
Don Schulini Made Member Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 133 Netherlands	Taking a piss without it hurting - Hyman Roth How to build a good relationship with your son's godfather - Carlo Rizzi Being the dance-judge - Paulie Gatto "Sex before marriage" - Appolonia Having a one person dinner - Peter Clemenza Opening doors - Sr. Roberto "You never wanted my friendship, you don't ask with respect.."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23303 04/16/05 06:00 PM 04/16/05 06:00 PM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ... long_lost_corleone Underboss
long_lost_corleone Underboss Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...	How to Beat Traffic By Santino Corleone "Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23304 04/17/05 03:35 AM 04/17/05 03:35 AM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ... long_lost_corleone Underboss
long_lost_corleone Underboss Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...	Over-Coming Your Speech Impediment By Vito Corleone I'm having way too much fun with this... "Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23305 04/17/05 10:58 AM 04/17/05 10:58 AM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,455 California X XDCX
XDCX X Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,455 California	"How to Muscle Michael Corleone" by Pat Geary "Afternoons with Vito" by Don Ciccio "Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23306 04/18/05 09:04 AM 04/18/05 09:04 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"The Long Beach Diet" by Peter Clemenza. "Making the Smart Move" by Tessio. "Love Thine Enemies, And Other Tenets of My Catholic Faith" by Michael Corleone, Order of St. Sebastian. "Feminism" by Mama Corleone. "Not Looking Ridiculous" by Jack Woltz "Ettiquette" by Deanna Corleone "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23307 04/18/05 11:50 PM 04/18/05 11:50 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,455 California X XDCX
XDCX X Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,455 California	"My Cousin Vinnie" by Mary Corleone (ok, it wouldn't be a short story, but I had to mention it!) "Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis

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