Others worth a mention:


's infamous pee breaks

everyone fighting to be "on top"

I don't think I'll play next year!

By the way- I am leading the single header divison!

and win lose or draw, I stayed thru the whole half!

I would love to see how many pages of statistics Pee-Lawrence has kept thru this whole time.

and how much time do you think he REALLY put in to this game?

Top 5 Offensive Players this Year (in my opinion) weighted for market value:
5- Albert Pujols
4- Corey Patterson (1st half)
3- David Ortiz (2nd half)
2- Reggie Sanders
1- Javy Lopez

Top 5 pitchers (weighted for market value):

5- Pedro (2nd half)
4- Johan Santana (2nd half)
3- Woody (1st half, coming on strong 2nd half)
2- Florida PS (at times unstoppable)
1- Cubbies - Prior, Wood, Zambrano

Top 5 Events to rock our league's world:

5- Pork unable to set his team in the thicke of the 2nd half race
4- Bad Daddy coming in 10 days late (have we finished hearing about this one yet?? :p )
3- Asterisk scandal
2- Bethie disappearing (although she plays on! You would be in second place, right Bethie! )
1- PL winning the 1st half by a large margin.

Where are you coming up with this stuff Doucheman? And, of course, I'd be in 2nd. Does anyone have any doubts about that? :p

My list:

5. Pee Law dropping his honey from Philly and breaking his heart, earning him the nickname Prick Tease.
4. FS mastering the fundamentals but still not sure how to find out about Double Headers.
3. Buffy taking a pic on top of Bad Daddy's shoulders from way in NM. Still can't figure out how that happened.
2. Everyone threatening to kill that "waving guy".
1. Bethie finding the secret password and crashing this joint while shaking her pom poms, even though noone wanted her to.

This is worst then the last few days of the school year. First cutting thru all the end of the season reminising and then half of the players just don't feel like coming out to play anymore! Oh well, did I say that Football Season is in full swing!

and by the way those cheerleaders are looking extra fine this year!

Can we get back to business here?

First of all, this game ain't over yet. Sure, it looks like DB has a strangle hold on first place for the second half, but if the Cubbies get rocked, and the Twins PS racks up 30 pts or so, and if I can cut DB's lead down to 80-90 or so going into the weekend, then sure, I'm not the favorite, but I certainly have maybe a 10 or 15-1 chance.

Second of all, in the event that there's a playoff game on Monday between the Cubs and Astros for the Division, will that game count in this game? Technically, it's part of the regular season.

Finally, will we keep this thread open right thru the off season? I know that I'll want to talk about old times...

There goes that idea :rolleyes:

Now, WTF? First and Third, 2 outs. Twins let the runner on first take second as "infielder indifference." WTF? Next guy hits a double, scoring 2 runs. Perhaps if the Twins showed SOME effort, it woulda been just one. Jagasses!!

Now, stop jinxing my PS by saying something like that. :p But, at least the Cubbies are getting rocked now

P.S. Anyone have Delgaydo's 3 HR's today? Of course, I didn't... :rolleyes:

Thursday

DB 3500 Cubs (-12) 09 3509
PL 3381 Minn (9) 48 3429

BD 3357 Cubs (-12) 08 3365
JG 3291 Minn (9) 31 3322
LD 3256 Bost (23) 51 3307

FS 3096 Cubs (-12) 01 3097
SC 2992 Bost (23) 32 3024

JJ. 2728 Seatt (dnp) 16 2744
OA 2686 Det (12) 23 2709

From my fingers to God's ears

LET'S GO REDS! LET'S GO REDS!

(Did you guys know that MY TEAM, the Reds, briefly changed their name to the "Redlegs" for a while in the late 50's and early 60's, because the nicknmae "Reds" had communist connotations?) :rolleyes:

You may want to save a spot for:

"PL makes amazing comeback from more than 100 points down the last four days of the second half to steal first place from DB" :p

Make that FOUR HOMERS!!

No one here had him. Thank goodness!

Pee-Larwence,
Your doctor was here looking for you! He said you should not have left the hospital without the rest of your treatments and your meds! They are still wondering how you got out of your locked private room and your straight jacket.
OH, and you have to go back to pick up your baseball cap and uniform along with 23 boxes of fantasy baseball statistics and you also can pick up your baseball and bat at the Security office.
He said that you have to return the PJs the one with the bats and balls all over them. They were just a loaner and used to settle you down and have to go back to little Johnny on the third floor who was in to get his tonsils out.

Good luck on your game plan and don't forget your fantasy Football picks for Sunday, we would hate for you to fall behind and have an excuse to be in the basement all season!

OH, I forgot to say: screw all those high paid Major League baseball players who are to pussy to play or give their all at the close of the regular season!

I'm going for big points tonight so watch your back!

Speaking of fingers - guess which one I am holding up now ... :rolleyes:

Calling Dr. Moe! Calling Dr. Larry! Calling Dr. Curley!

DB 09 3509 Bost
PL 48 3429 Fla
BD 08 3365 Bost
JG 31 3322 Yanks
LD 51 3307 Bost
FS 01 3097 Yanks
SC 32 3024 Bost
JJ. 16 2744 Seatt
OA 38 2724 Det

Players in Yanks / O's Doubleheader:

DB Giambi, Soriano, Boone, Jeter, Matsui, Bernie, Gibbons
PL Soriano
BD Giambi, Soriano, Jeter, Sierra
JG Posada, Giambi, Soriano, Batista, Jeter, Bigbie, Matos, Gibbons, Sierra
LD none
FS Posada, Giambi, Soriano, Boone, Matsui, Bernie, Garcia, Sierra
SC none
JJ. Bernie
OA Jeter

You may want to save a spot for:

"PL makes amazing comeback from more than 100 points down the last four days of the second half to steal first place from DB" :p [/b][/quote]Correct me if I'm wrong, Plaw, but should I save a spot, a tie with #5 perhaps, for:

"PL missing key doubleheader in the thicke of the 2nd half race."

:p

Watch half of the over paid Pu$$ies not play.

Smack ME. I even looked closely at the schedules yesterday or THOUGHT I did.

Well, this is how the story ends for me, huh? I won't be around much this weekend so I will have to throw a roster together this morning and let that sucker ride the weekend.

Good luck guys. May the best man win. I would say who I think the best man is - or at least who is the most deserving, but ah, I won't.....

Allow me to explain my strategy for today (as if anyone besides DB and JG are interested):

No, I did not miss the doubleheader. But 80 points behind calls for radical measures.

I assumed (wrongly), that DB would take the Yanks PS. That means to make up any points there, I'd need to take Baltimore. Yeah, right. So instead I took a PS, Florida, playing a game at home that means something against a weak offense, the Mets. I was figuring that I could get maybe 30 points from my PS, and with the hope that the Yankees would only pitch Pettite for 5 innings, plus a rookie in the second game, plus their second line bullpen guys, plus a decent offensive day by Baltimore, maybe I'd pick up a few points on pitching.

Actually, the way it turned out, with DB taking Pedro in a meaningless game in which they're saying he may only pitch a few innings, I think I wound up better off in the pitching matchup than if DB had taken the Yanks.

Now the offense. I figured DB would load up on Yankees, which I felt would be the wrong move, since the games mean nothing to them, and who knows who would play both games? Logically, I could have loaded up on Baltimore offensive players, but I felt that strategy was too risky, cause if the Yanks PS had a good day, and DB had the Yanks, then I'd be buried if I didn't get a good offensive total from Baltimore players. Plus, again, who can figure who will play both games in a meaningless season end doubleheader?

So I decided to treat the day as if the DH didn't exist, and just try to pick as many players as I could who were involved in games that had some meaning for their team.

Hey guys, today is my 16 YEAR wedding anniversary! (Yep, I was a child bride marrying at 15 )

He bought me a huge flat screen computer monitor. The romance is still alive and well after all these years But he said it is so " I can see my baseball better" Awwww. Sweet. I DO believe he is coming around. Of course, I had tickets to a show I want to go to in December tucked under my pillow last night, so that was sweet too.

This time of year, baseball season winds down and I always check to see if I am still married or if I have finally driven the whole family mad with my small obsession.

Perhaps tonight, I don't turn on games OR Sportscenter? Think that is possible????

Tonight it probably IS possible. What, and watch you bunch of you scrubs rack up a ton of points? I already feel ill. What a way to wrap up my season

btw - Big Daddy....thanks for nothing. That was the classic "right back atcha" to me

I see a BIG future in politics for you Pee-Lawrence. That or you could go to Hollywood or Washington and be a spin doctor for all those morons who get caught doing crazy things.

DB was always smarter.

No offense plaw, but I've taken a look at your roster. Now my standings here certainly don't make me an expert but I am of the opinion that THE DOUCHEMAN IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!

This is getting interesting - even from a spectator's position (where I am :rolleyes: ) Too bad I am going away for the weekend. I won't be able to see the result of this lovely day until it is all over, probably on Sunday or Monday....

We'll see just how crazy it is when the night is over.

Look, don't get me wrong here. I'm not thrilled with the way I played it. It could easilly backfire into a 70-80 point day for DB.

If I was mired in 6th place, with no where to go, I probably would have played it differently. I just felt that I had to do something totally radical, and hope for the best. My overall points lead is safe, and I really don't care if I finish the second half in second place or third.

I going for first, here.