I already posted this on the yahoo board, but figured why not keep it here for prosperity

Real Quotes.

All from http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-nlcs-cubs

"As the ball left Ivan Rodriguez's bat, Kerry Wood doubled over, his head hanging in despair."

"Wood mastered the Braves as few other pitchers have"

"With action beginning in the bullpen, Wood retired Rodriguez on a swinging strikeout with three straight sliders. Maybe he would get through this."

"When Wood saw the ball fly past first baseman Eric Karros, scoring the go-ahead run, he bent over"

"That would be the end of Wood's night, and he walked off the field with his head bowed."