A ripple woman? That's not a type o is it?

Screw top, pop top, keg, bong, it don't matter. Anything that will take my mind off the fact that all of my teams are dropping out.

No worries. We have more fun here in our little neck of the woods. Let those stiff shirts up in the nose bleed section enjoy their Grey Poupon. I'm more the guy on the Polanar All Fruit commercial. "Would you please pass the jel-ly". Complete with a Southern accent. So I've been told.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.