I have ALL of my teeth. Except for my wisdon teeth. Maybe that's where all my wisdom went. And I don't spit tobacco either.

Would you believe I had a great-aunt who owned swamp land? I found out when my father died and we all got $11.00 from his inheritance.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.