I only have 300 count Egyptian Cotton sheets -- (which are smooth as... whatever - lol) but I guess they have better shit in college dorms these days?? :p
C'mon, Pops - let'm have the 600 count sheets!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin