Hmmm... Top 5 Reasons Plaw is being picked on...

#5- Buffy placed 5th to Plaw's 6th place in football giving her the right to talk trash
#4- Plaw reminds FS of his old man and his interactions (read: anger) with plaw reveal a deep-rooted Oedipal complex- a fixation completely based on a Freudian-subconscious hyperplane
#3- The others are secretly intimidated... especially me!
#2- Crabby sent everyone out on a secret mission to give you a hard time. Little did everyone know that she is the one pulling the strings! Senator Crabby... Governor Crabby... Something...

And the #1 Reason why Plaw is being picked on...
#1- Because... he... writes... good... :p