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Today's Lesson: The Proper Use of Emoticons


= Shorthand for Plawrence, especially when he's winning.

= Used to jinx someone or someone's team. Most effective when you surround the cursed with them, like so: Good Luck, Plaw!

= Used often, after a bad night. See also:

= That's me. The one who started all this; the one culpable for causing lost sleep, increased anxiety and frustration. See: Jerkoff.

And lastly:

= Bethie, after a rough night.