I knew that would get you out posting!

I aim to please...

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You always come through for me Douchey Baby! After the week I've had that's how I feel. My office moved today. I haven't had 5 minutes to get on line. We moved 2 departments and 2 warehouses into 1 new place! I've gotta work tomorrow, so no drinking for me tonight! That's ok, I'm doped up on Midol. That's better then a fifth of Southern Comfort.

You're working tomorrow??? I'm not!

Yep, I'm kind of rubbing it in.

OK, I'll probably work tomorrow!

Sorry to hear about your office move. Does it change your commute at all?

So I guess it's time to throw out all of those Maxims you're hiding under your desk!

I don't read Maxxim. Why do I want to pay money to look at bitches with buff bodies? But I went from an office to a cubicle, so no more phone sex for me.

No, I work for a hospital. Our department just moved into a new area. We had a new building go up this year, and the E.R. moved into that building. So we're in the old E.R. This woman at work said all the people who died there are gonna be walking around there. I said this isn't a Steven King TV show.

... at least at the office! :p

Have you seen Jessica Alba lately?? Good Lord!

... at least at the office! :p [/b][/quote]You've got that right!!!! Cyber sex too!!!

Have you seen Jessica Alba lately?? Good Lord! [/b][/quote]Yes I have. The slut MUST die.

Don't talk about my woman like that!!

Make fun of Pork's Alyson Hannigan instead!

I'm sorry, DB. For that you can make (1) remark about JBJ. After that one you'll get your butt chewed out.

Who's JBJ? Is he the guy that was on Ally Mcbeal?

I'm only 26, you know! I don't know those old "rockers"! :p

Yes, he was on Ally McBeal. He's also on my avatar.

His wife just gave birth to their 4th kid. BIATCH!!

Whoops, a baseball question (sorry Beth E and Don S). I know Pea-Law is against giving newbies tips on playing this game because he has this ego thing about crushing the competition, but when is the best time to pick the next team, since the next game is Sunday night? Once the season really starts I won't ask anymore dumb questions. I'll just figure this stupid fantasy thing out and kick his butt legitimately.

The best time, MC, is anytime before 2 AM (Central) early Sunday morning. I wouldn't cut it that close though with the whole Spring Forward- Daylight Savings Time thing. That's this weekend, right?

Once the season really gets going, I imagine I'd do the same as I did last year - I would do my lineups at the beginning of the day, tinker with it throughout the day, and check it one last time before going to sleep.

Ego? Me? Nah....

BTW, did you notice that I'm #8 on the leaderboard for the whole world?

I think Commissioner JG is willing to make an exception in your case. It can get pretty dull around here without you.

I had forgotten how much more time you have to spend on picking a team in this game, as opposed to basketball. Especially when there are so few choices.

I just specnt almost half an hour on tomorrow. :rolleyes:

I had forgotten how much more time you have to spend on picking a team in this game, as opposed to basketball. Especially when there are so few choices.

I just specnt almost half an hour on tomorrow. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]That's about 28 minutes more than I will spend. Number 8 in the whole world....that's something like - that and $2.00 will get you a ride on the subway.

The subway is $2.00 now?

Jeeze....I remember when they had those tiny little tokens, and it was 15 cents.

Look at the newbie trying to tell the first half defending champion that he's spending too much time on this game... :p

Spend two minutes a day on this game [Insert Bad Daddy minuteman joke here], and I'll predict a middle-of-the-pack finish.

Generally, it shouldn't take longer than 10 minutes to set your lineup. The game tomorrow though, like the games last week, is harder because of the lack of choices.

I just saw on IMDB that Marlon Brando is 80 years old today. Wow... The Don Corleone image is so engrained in my head that I was thinking he was around 50 or 60.

Brando's birthday sure has a lot do with baseball.... :rolleyes:

Anyway - Geez, 4am and I still don't have tomorrow's picks for everyone... so I guess it's either Plaw or me later on to line it up... in all its disgusting splendor...

Buona fortuna i tutti! (we'll all need it!)

LOL - K, the second I posted that, the rosters started showing up... of course... so, give me a few mins...

SUNDAY

C Varitek - PL, JG, DB, MC,
C Javy - LD, SC,
C Gil - IM,

1B Millar - PL, JG, LD, SC,
1B Daubach - DB,
1B Palmeiro - MC, IM,

2B Reese - PL, MC, SC,
2B Roberts - JG, IM,
2B Bellhorn - LD, DB,

3B Mueller - PL, LD, DB, MC, IM,
3B Mora - JG, SC,

SS Tejada - PL, JG, LD, DB, MC, IM, SC,

LF Manny - PL, LD, DB, IM,
LF Bigbie - JG, SC,
LS McCarty - MC,

CF Matos - PL, JG, LD, DB, SC,
CF Damon - MC,
CF Rock Jr - IM,

RF Gibbons - PL, JG, LD, DB, MC, IM, SC,

DH Kapler - PL, SC,
DH Ortiz - JG, MC, IM,
DH Segui - LD,
DH Kapler - DB,

PS Orioles - PL, JG, MC,
PS BoSox - LD, DB, IM, SC,

FS and TM didn't bother to expend the few minutes to pick a team with 3 days off in between game days...... I can see both of them being huge contenders.... *sigh*.... Zzzzzzzz!!!!!! :rolleyes:

My gut told me to with the Baltimore PS (Martinez is coming off a piss poor spring), but my heart wouldn't let me. *sigh*

The over/under on how long FS would last was two weeks. I don't know why he bothers :rolleyes:

Hey, JG...

How about posting a screen shot of the Leaderboard, with me in world-wide 8th place.

(Just in case anyone missed it)

The over/under on how long FS would last was two weeks. I don't know why he bothers :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]That's ok. Because unless by some miracle it stops raining none of you will be playing today.

Hey, pee-law. Lest I forget. What percentage are you in the world-wide standings?

100%

See, I'm number 8, so my actual percentile rank would probably be something like 99.992 (figure one "point nine" for every thousand players in the game, so if there are 100,000 people in the game, I'd be 99.992).

But I guess they round it off to 100.

(I'm so proud)