I see that there is a little more action in the trash pen this morning. Most spots have a person close to them to swap positions with. That always keep the game interesting.

Top 10 Things I Think I Think (ala Peter King)
1 - Picking a catcher is difficult early in the season. I have no idea who's catching day-to-day (at the cheap values, that is).

2 - Plaw will be hexing my pitching run pretty soon by posting my stats. Oops, he did that yesterday.

3 - FS has done a good job picking PS lately. Way to go, dude. If he were really playing "just for fun", FS would pick the Colorado PS every home game just for the heck of it. Also, keep up the good work IM.

4 - I can't stand Bill Walton. Can someone please get the slobber out of his mouth??

5 - Happy Birthday Crabby! The least you could have done is posted a picture of Jessica Alba right back for me, after I posted Vinny for you! :p

6 - Early surprises: Buffy and SC near the basement. Bad Daddy starting from day one. MC not cheating on his golf game (yeah, except those 5 foot gimme putts you give yourself! :p )

7 - Being sick sucks.

8 - I'll give Pork his laugh of the day: "FANTASY BASS FISHING!" Discuss amongst yourselves.

9 - The Cubbies offense is inconsistency personified. They could score one run or eight runs. Who knows??

10 - Go Cubbies! Go Baltimore (at least for today!)

Pee-lawrence has everyone confoosed. My birthday ain't til tomorrow. :p I'm sure by then no one will care and I'll spend my day alone with my pain medication.

As far as Jessica, an old lady like myself does not want a pic of a buff, 20'something broad in her face on her birthday. Not that a young 26 year old like yourself would understand.

Go Cubbies! Go Baltimore!

Hey George, how about A Rod!

There's a blue pill he can take for that...

Yeah, all he needs to do is ask half the athletes around these days. When did erectile disfunction become tre chiche?

Thank you! I certainly hope to do so although it will get harder, but I'm having fun. I'm not in it to win it, I just wanna have some fun & so far so good.

There is no Woody in the lineup anyway.

Bethie, HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Wednesday. Another year older and another year better.

To Bethie, May all her Fantasy's be wild ones.

I care.

Is this because you are not "outed" yet?

Question: Why are you posting in this thread if you are not playing?????????????? You remember how, dontcha? Just think, you could play Vinny every day to your heart's content....

I care.

[/b][/quote]In my best Sally Field. You like me. You really like me.

As far as playing, I'm all fantasied out!!! I'll just have to drool over the poster size pic of Vinny that Douchey is sending in the mail.

First I want to say that I hate this game - I am not playing next year. Hell I probably won't be playing next week.

BUT I did notice that I was high score last week and I wanted to thank all of you for your congrats. :rolleyes: My friends and family will be sooo proud. So for the first time I could have heard that I was the best, that there is nobody better - oh wait I just heard that the other night, but I digress. :p

Anyway just left a meeting and it now appears that Big Daddy is taking his act to road. Have some traveling coming up - about half dozen sites through the country. The most sure one is Arkansas one on the west coast, something down south and some mid-west but I believe I heard one in the Windy City. DB if so you'll need to pick the hot spots for me and my traveling companions, if any. No sites in NY though.

You know PL keeps telling me about these 'shaker bars' he frequents. I have never been to one but that sounds like an interesting place to visit as per PL. Sounds like a lot of 'dancing'. He told me in some PMs how he got a lot 'dates' at these so called 'shaker bars'. Any good ones in Chicago ? Hey, anyone know where PL met his first true love ? DB told me in a PM, I assume PL told him so I guess I can share. He met his first true love about 5 minutes after the box arrived in the mail and he blew her up. :p Thank you, I'm here all week - try the veal and don't forget your waiters and waitress, they are working hard for you.

And PL - you seem a bit quiet since falling to second place. C'mon this is the first half - this is YOUR TIME. This is your half - don't be lettin some young punk like DB take this half away from you. You get your game face on - forget about Fantasy Bass Fishing and Golf and you go and get back what is rightfully yours.

DB you of course will get the second half.

Shame on you, BD....you're hitting below the belt. I just heard that the first love sprung a hole and flew out the window to her demise.

A little sympathy, huh??

Good news for you FS... Per Bad Daddy, hand puppets DO count! :p

Quit your bitching. How can your boss chase your wife if he doesn't send you out of town on business.

Some people seem to know alot about blow up women and hand puppets.

Tell us, when you get ready to come home after a business trip where do you store your travel lady. Or do you leave her in the city you were in and buy another next time out. I do hope you tip your maid well.

By the way in Arkansas, if they catch you in a sex act they will marry the two of you on the spot. Just ask Bill and Hillary!

For crying out loud DB, you coppied five of my players and took my pitching staff.

Cut that crap out!

How can you copy if you can't see other players rosters??

I guess if you don't know, we should keep that to ourselves.

I guess so. Everytime I click on a persons team, there's nothing there.

That is ok. It is better that way.

How did Sidney do for you tonight DB? Those guys are on FIRE! It'll turn to an ember soon I'm sure though.

Good thing no one picked Cleveland.

I hear ya - Hey, I believe 'Pops' used to be out of town quite a bit not long before you were born also. :p



And this from Mr. 'Butter the lobster'



You know sometimes I don't know why I even bother. I try, and I try, and I try to instill my ever present, mature, thought provoking commentary only to have it bought down to pre-adolescence level. I mean really, you don't see me name calling like oh umm - Mr. Self Service, Mr. Grease Da Axle or even Mr. Sling Jelly. Far from me to get to that level. Not even names for the ladies like Ms. Powder Your Nose or even Ms. Polishing The Pearl. :p

Nope I always try and keep my comments up to the high standards that each of you all have become accustomed from the previous season.

And before PL can yell at me to get back to business - friggin Astros PS with a late game collapse. I don't think I'm playing next year.

Man, another 60+ night for me! WOO HOO! Now I'm having fun

I said I was a day early. Another FS in the making. Me too.
The only female I ever wanted to blow up, vulcanized or otherwise, was the ex.

I'm still concentrating on basketball.

Polishing the Pearl? Is that like a pearl necklace? I LOVE those things.

Why is DB "Mr. Butter"? Does he go good on a lobster. I thought I was the only shellfish here.

Holy Cow Girlfriend! I don't think I have ever seen you up this late at night!

In the words of 50 Cent....are you "partying....like it's your birthday..." ?

Am I the first one to wish you a HB? I'll give you the obligatory birthday smooch but you'll have to get your spankings elsewhere.

Are you sure this is the baseball thread? Birthdays and masturbation topics. Go "hand in hand", wouldn't you say??? :p

12;30 AM. Getting an early start on the celebrating, huh?

Hey there girlfriend. How nice to finally party with you on a worknight. I'm 40 now, so I've got to start living, right? I've got 2 days off to be bad. You all thought I was obnoxious before, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Sorry, you're not the first to wish me a happy bd. I actually got a kiss and spanking elsewhere. A lady doesn't kiss and tell though, sorry. First BD's Pearl Necklace, and now you with masturbation. We better erase this before Geoff gets on and spanks me. Oh wait, there's my birthday spanking.

Tuesday

DB 872 Bal (26) 60 932
PL 818 NYM (15) 49 867
JG 781 NYM (15) 60 841
FS 731 Hst (5) 42 773
BD 734 NYY (5) 31 765
SC 647 Fla (32) 63 710
LD 650 NYM (15) 51 701
IM 609 Bos (26) 62 671
MC 536 NYM (15) 43 579

(weird, that image is an infinite loop... :p )

Don't worry, Bethie - I'm right behind you. Take that however you want...

Of course, pitching is everything. But, such stats aren't.

I went 1-5 and got twice as many points as PL's 3-4.

BD went 4-3 and got more points than anyone, including DB's 5-2. Hell, MC's 1-6 got more points than me, PL, LD, SC, IM,...

Of course, I'm looking at "last week"... it will normalize itself soon enough for the season....

A W is only worth 5 pts. Can't worry yourself about that, only. :p

Geoff, all the poor guy has is numbers. Let him be.

He is getting closer to dropping to third. He just pulled the old I am still busy with basketball excuse and night after night he is not top dog. Let the guy be.

You will only work him up. You remember when he said this doesn't take only minutes a day didn''t you.
Plus I don't think Pee has been his usally self the last couple of weeks. But then again he did comes back with a quick lip, so maybe he is doing better.