Holy Cow Girlfriend! I don't think I have ever seen you up this late at night!

In the words of 50 Cent....are you "partying....like it's your birthday..." ?

Am I the first one to wish you a HB? I'll give you the obligatory birthday smooch but you'll have to get your spankings elsewhere.

Are you sure this is the baseball thread? Birthdays and masturbation topics. Go "hand in hand", wouldn't you say??? :p


I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....