Originally posted by La Dolce Vita: Holy Cow Girlfriend! I don't think I have ever seen you up this late at night!
In the words of 50 Cent....are you "partying....like it's your birthday..." ?
Am I the first one to wish you a HB? I'll give you the obligatory birthday smooch but you'll have to get your spankings elsewhere.
Are you sure this is the baseball thread? Birthdays and masturbation topics. Go "hand in hand", wouldn't you say??? :p
Hey there girlfriend. How nice to finally party with you on a worknight. I'm 40 now, so I've got to start living, right? I've got 2 days off to be bad. You all thought I was obnoxious before, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Sorry, you're not the first to wish me a happy bd. I actually got a kiss and spanking elsewhere. A lady doesn't kiss and tell though, sorry. First BD's Pearl Necklace, and now you with masturbation. We better erase this before Geoff gets on and spanks me. Oh wait, there's my birthday spanking.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
but you'll have to get your spankings elsewhere.
