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Originally posted by fathersson:

I bet you open them brewskies with your teeth!

Actually, between my breasts. :p

I've used up my "calling in slick" days. I have to save up all my strength for next month in New Mexico anyway.

In that same theme, I saw a guy with a tee-shirt on that said, "I've used up all my sick days, now I'm calling in drunk".

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.