I didn't hear this thing about Sammy. Is it really true? Jeez, even I can sneeze without breaking my back. I just can't walk down stairs without twisting my ankle.

Poor midget boy Giles got clobbered again. You'd think as short as he is that people would miss him.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.