1 - Boy, am I glad to be back. I missed ya guys. 2 - Congratulations to anybody who did anything last week (e.g. moving up a place, placing high in the overall leaderboard, going to the bathroom successfully, taking the doctor-recommended dosage of vitamins, etc). I didn't know our group was so attention-starved. :p 3 - Last week absolutely sucked for me fantasy-wise. I had no clue who I had in basketball. No time to research my baseball picks. Waaah, waaah, waaah. (I might as well put that because any subsequent sentences would have been whines anyway.) 4 - I HATE DOUBLEHEADERS. 5 - Vegas was a lot of fun. Would have been more fun if I won. 6 - I HATE MONDAYS. 7 - I will be more focused from here on out. Comeback starts NOW! (Like these little proclamations worked in basketball! ) 8 - Looks like I'm the lone wolf with Prior today. What... I'm supposed to pick against the Cubbies? 9 - I didn't see as many prostitutes as I would have expected. Either (1) they don't "patrol" on weekdays, (2)I wasn't looking in the right places, or (3)my hooker-dar wasn't working. Not that I was looking to procure their services! 10 - I HATE DOUBLEHEADERS AND MONDAYS! BTW, did anyone else think there was a DH today?
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BTW, did anyone else think there was a DH today? 
