It's not the bladder, it's my damn PC. I can't get on the internet at all. I ran all my virus protection shit, ad-aware, etc., and turned up nothing.

I spent 2 hours on the phone this morning with MS "Tech Support", who told me my computer has probably been "hijacked", and that they were "escalating" the problem, and someone from a higher level of tech support would be contacting me.

Meanwhile, the last two days of Fantasy Baseball have been pretty wild, haven't they?