Yea... The big question of the day: Where does the name Douche Bigelow come from??
That's a great idea, plaw! You have sex (all the Woody jokes), drugs (the over-the-counter stuff, anyway), intrigue (lots of collusion between Pork and Buffy), an antagonist ( - at least to some ), laughs (SC's one-liners), and a lot of poetry.
Add some strategy tips - (Tip #1 - Never pick a catcher for a day game...) and voila, you have yourself a best-seller.
- at least to some 
), laughs (SC's one-liners), and a lot of poetry.
