Being defensive is not the same as the attributes above, is it? :p

By the way:

Of course my bedtime reading consists of fact or fiction - filled with tales of corruption, excitement, titillation, eroticism, suspense and drama. Erotic pictures are a plus.

Ok, so now I see this baseball book would suffice to have just about all of that. Sans the pics, but oh well. Maybe after DB comes through on his bet .......