Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
A guy walks into a bar...
with a one legged pig.

He says to the bartender "This pig is very special"

The bartender says "In what way"?

The guy says "This pig can recite the complete works of Shakespeare"

The bartender says "I don't believe that"

So the guy says "Just listen". He whispers something in the pig's ear, and the pig immediately begins to recite...

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears..."

The bartender says "That's pretty amazing. In fact, it's unbelievable. But how come the pig has only one leg?"

So the guy says "You can't eat a whole pig at one time"


"Difficult....not impossible"