Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey man, it looks like you have a fishing pole in your pants"

So the guy says "________________________"

"It comes complete with bait!"

"Well, like people say, women are like fish in the sea and here's my pole..."

"Yea, it got caught in my fly..."

There once was a man named Enis...