Things have been really crazy for me - both good and bad crazy, I don't get a chance to give some 'shout outs' much anymore. BUT, football is starting up soon so be aware. Looks like the league from last year will be back (????) And getting ready to head out on vacation now. But I see I missed all the bar talk - dang man that bites. OK so before I go;
A horse walks into a bar - the bartender says "Hey why the long face" ba da bump. Get it lonnnnggg face.
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve Mushrooms. Mushrooms says 'Why I'm a fungi' Get it fungi - fun guy.
A string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Bartender says "Sorry we don't serve strings here" String thinks for a moments, curls himself up into a knot and then starts picking himself apart. Bartender looks at him and says "Hey we don't serve Strings" - String looks back ands says I'm a Frayed Knot - get it I'm Afraid Not :p