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Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238554
07/30/04 03:17 PM 07/30/04 03:17 PM
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The Slippery Slope
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A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey man, it looks like you have a fishing pole in your pants"

So the guy says "________________________"

(Fill in the blank)

"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238555
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So the guy says "You oughta see the eel I caught, it looks just like my d*ck!"

Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238556
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Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey man, it looks like you have a fishing pole in your pants"

So the guy says "________________________"

"All the better to "tackle" you with, love"

---

"Why, yes. I am pretty "fly" for a white guy..."

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"That ain't no pole. However I will show you my rod if you show me yours...."

---

Ok, here's one:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who put all his fish in a bucket...

oh wait. nevermind.

I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238557
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Quote:
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A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey man, it looks like you have a fishing pole in your pants"

So the guy says "________________________"

"It comes complete with bait!"

"Well, like people say, women are like fish in the sea and here's my pole..."

"Yea, it got caught in my fly..."

There once was a man named Enis...
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238558
07/30/04 05:03 PM 07/30/04 05:03 PM
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Quote:
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There once was a man named Enis...
Who when watched, complained "nobody seen us"

"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238559
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Quote:
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[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]
There once was a man named Enis...
Who when watched, complained "nobody seen us" [/b][/quote]He stared at the sky.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238560
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While he opened his fly

"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238561
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Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]
There once was a man named Enis...
Who when watched, complained "nobody seen us" [/b][/quote]He decided he'd be better viewed
But didnt want to appear crude
by putting reflective tape on his....

nevermind.

I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238562
07/30/04 05:11 PM 07/30/04 05:11 PM
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Where's Crabby? She'll fill in the blanks.

"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238563
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Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] [quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]
There once was a man named Enis...
Who when watched, complained "nobody seen us" [/b][/quote]He stared at the sky. [/b][/quote]While he opened his fly

and thought he could shoot halfway to Venus.

Ahem...

Um, how 'bout them Cubbies, DB???

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I have a history of taking off my shirt.....
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238564
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So, ummmmm, is Venus related to Lucy Mancini or something??
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238565
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Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

how 'bout them Cubbies
Yeah, how 'bout them Cubbies.

Two HRs, 12 Pts. for my guy Ramirez



"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238566
07/30/04 05:29 PM 07/30/04 05:29 PM
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No silly!

He is staring at the sky??

Venus is...like... a planet??
Like a far away planet?

Sheesh - must I explain EVERYTHING to you?

Or is your mind just in the gutter - an awfully large cavernous Lucy Mancini-esque gutter??

I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238567
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Quote:
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... for my guy Ramirez


who I hear is best friends with Enos....

I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238568
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Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Or is your mind just in the gutter - an awfully large cavernous Lucy Mancini-esque gutter??
(Daydreaming)

Oh... did you say something Buffy??

(Back to daydreaming)
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238569
07/30/04 05:38 PM 07/30/04 05:38 PM
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Quote:
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Where's Crabby? She'll fill in the blanks.
I was at work all day. More then I can say for some people I guess.

Give me a blank and I'll fill it.

There once was a girl who liked porn. She did from the day she was born. She met a young guy, with a gleeam in his eye. She said "sorry, it' looks like it's been worn."

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238570
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Yo Yo Yo - Big Daddy in Da House.

And giving a big SHOUT out to all my 'Peeps'

Things have been really crazy for me - both good and bad crazy, I don't get a chance to give some 'shout outs' much anymore. BUT, football is starting up soon so be aware. Looks like the league from last year will be back (????) And getting ready to head out on vacation now. But I see I missed all the bar talk - dang man that bites. OK so before I go;



A horse walks into a bar - the bartender says "Hey why the long face" ba da bump. Get it lonnnnggg face.

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve Mushrooms. Mushrooms says 'Why I'm a fungi' Get it fungi - fun guy.

A string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Bartender says "Sorry we don't serve strings here" String thinks for a moments, curls himself up into a knot and then starts picking himself apart. Bartender looks at him and says "Hey we don't serve Strings" - String looks back ands says I'm a Frayed Knot - get it I'm Afraid Not :p

Try the Veal - Best in the City.

As you were Peeps.

Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238571
07/30/04 06:09 PM 07/30/04 06:09 PM
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That was the worse crock of shit I've heard in a while. And the bad part is all those jokes are probably older then me.

Yes, Bad Daddy, there are things older then me.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238572
07/30/04 06:10 PM 07/30/04 06:10 PM
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Here you go. My turn.

Two blondes walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have ducked.

A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238573
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Quote:
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That was the worse crock of shit I've heard in a while.
:( Dang - now I know why they call you Crabby.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238574
07/30/04 06:12 PM 07/30/04 06:12 PM
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They call me Crabby cause I'm a real bitch.

See what happens when you kick me out of your football league.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238575
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Here's one just for you Bad Daddy.

There once was a man I called Cupcake. He quit baseball cause he'd had all he could take. He drops in now and then. With a keyboard, not a pen. But he's still just a wuss for chrissakes.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238576
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Aw man....the games will be starting soon and I forgot who everyone took. (Everyone but Pork - EVERYONE remembers he took Johnson AT COORS!!!)

Isn't this usually the time he shows up and puts our stuff out there with little brackets for our points?

Now I need to scroll back to see....sheesh.

I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238577
07/30/04 06:30 PM 07/30/04 06:30 PM
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There is baseball tonight isn't there. I'm waiting for Plaw's "Can we get back to bizz-ness" posts. It seems like Geoff's extraordinary ass. is slipping on the job. I print my roster and put everyone's team on it, so I'm all set. I might have a Coors and think of Geoff's Johnson at Coors while I'm doing it.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238578
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Cubs win! Cubs win!

Well, congrats plaw on your Ramirez pick. It's not everyday someone gets 3 homers. Winds were blowing out 10 mph, dead-centerfield.

I knew I should have called in that "concrete" threat.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238579
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Quote:
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It's not everyday someone gets 3 homers.
I know. It's been about a week since Kevin Millar got his. I'm sure we're all kicking ourselves for not picking him that night. I know I still have the heel marks in my cheeks.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

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Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238580
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Great!! I have LoDuca on my roster tonight and he gets traded to Florida. Any chance he'll get in one last game before he heads out on the plane?

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238581
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Quote:
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Well, congrats plaw on your Ramirez pick. It's not everyday someone gets 3 homers. Winds were blowing out 10 mph, dead-centerfield.

Yes, But if history has shown us anything, it is that his PS will shit the bed with negative numbers and will wipe out a great day from this player.

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You really don't expect people to believe your shit do you?

Read: "The Daily Apple"- Telling America and the Gangster BB like it really is!
Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238582
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Beckett?? He hasn't pitched since July 5th, his only game this month. He pitched 3.2 innings in the whole month of June. I bet he'll be pretty sharp. Okay, sure he has a 1.29 ERA against the Expos (7 innings) this year (so could I - lol). Previous 3 years his ERA is 2.20 against them (3-1). His previous 3 year ERA at Pro Player is 3.37 (12-7[/QB]
So Plaw, how much studying did you do to come up with Florida tonight? I guess we all know what you can do with your stats now? Put them in the same place DB puts his stimulator. (BTW, how's that working DB?)

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

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Re: Baseball Challenge 2004 #238583
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Johnson at Coors?? Who's laughing now?



This whole night has been a train wreck for me. Family is begging I turn off the AZ/CO game - it is making me crazy.

I have Cold Mountain and Scary Movie 3 to substitute for Friday night baseball. One of those has to get a gratuitous chuckle outta me. Wonder which one.... :rolleyes:

Dang! I basically had a Pork ass hair right there within my grasp.

I say that like it's a good thing.


I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....
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