Did you hear Tom Glavine was in a taxi accident and lost two teeth? Seriously. It's not one of those jokes that begin, "Did you hear the one about...". I've seen those NY cab drivers in action. You couldn't pay me to get in a cab with those morons.

I think it's funny myself. I love it when guys get their teeth knocked out. But that's just me.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.