Whaddya talkin' about? I wrote this crap at 6:30 this morning.

"PL's Choices For A Career If He Could Go Back 35 Years And Do It All Over Again":

1) Trial Attorney. The judges would have allowed me anything, just to shut me up.
2) Sports Writer. I really think I could step right into a job doing this today if I had the opportunity. Seriously.
3) Baseball Broadcaster. I actually did kind of do a game once. I was the GM of my college radio station, and we brought a TV into the studio during a Yanks-KC playoff game in the mid-seventies, and me and another guy watched the game with the sound off and broadcast the play-by-play.