Stop carping, you basstard. When this game is over, I'll be perched on top. I will not flounder. Deep down in my sole, I know I'm gonna win.

I fully expect to have a reel good time, so don't try to bait me with trash talk. And my win won't be a fluke, either.

(And, yes, I'm under the salary carp, with a 49.7)