Frankie 5 Angels was funny in every scene he was in. I mean funny. Now I can't remember the lines word for word but here's a try.

Can of Peas? Can of Peas my a___ thats a ritz cracker and chopped liver..........,

there was the scene where he tried to get the Band to play some italian music but they end up playing pop goes the weasle.........,

Michael your'e sitting high up in the sierra mountains and your drinking (turns to Willie) what's he drinking Willie?.........,

I could go on........,