Latest conversation overheard at Plaw's place:

Plaw GF: Hey honey!

Plaw: Woman, can't you see I'm checking the weather here!! There's a 30% chance of rain in New York, but the wind is blowing at 15 mph northwest, so with that humidity, there's a 42.5% chance that Derek Jeter will hit one out. It also means that El Duque's curve ball is going to have some sinking action tonight, so I better pick the Yanks pitching staff.

Plaw GF: What, sinking action?

Plaw: Yes, woman, sinking action!

Plaw GF: Well, I just wanted to see what you wanted for dinner.

Plaw: What? Leave me alone. I'm about to start my fantasy football draft. My MWA is running the league... Wouldn't it be great if I won yet again. I'm the best fantasy player on the GBB, you know. Really, I should go pro. I'm writing a book. My title is going to be, "Simply the Best: How to Win at Fantasy Sports!"

Plaw GF: OK, I'll just decide. We'll have Japanese takeout.

Plaw: That reminds me, I should put Ichiro in to my baseball lineup. The guy is facing a weak righty. Lifetime, he's hit 9 for 12 against him with 2 homeruns with both homeruns at Seattle which is where they're playing tonight. I'll show them who's in the penthouse.

Plaw GF: Actually, I'll cook something. Grilled tuna sounds good to you.

Plaw: Speaking of Tuna, I think I'll choose the Dallas defense this year. Since Dallas has a bye in week 4... Wait, I can't let you in on my strategies. You maybe a spy for Pork and possibly Buffy.

Plaw GF: Huh?? (small kitchen fires starts) Plaw, help, the kitchen is on fire.

Plaw: What? Yea, Priest Holmes will be on fire this year. If I get the first pick, I think I'll draft him.

:p