You know with all this talk of PL and his GF - DB posted the conversation the other day and believe it or not he PM'd me last night with yet another one. I don't know how he gets this information but he does. I assume I can share the below conversation between PL and his girlfriend -(GF) at their house.
GF: PL? GF: Anyone Home? GF: PL (Finally walking into the room where PL is typing) GF: Didn’t you hear me calling you?
PL: What am I doing?
GF: Typing on the Computer
PL: Exactly Woman and you know the rules - you are not allowed to speak with me when I am on the computer, correct
GF: I was only saying ‘Hi’ - Whatcha doing ?
PL: What does it look like I am doing with all these books and stats charts out, I’m doing my fantasy sports picks. You know I am in 17 different leagues and I am great in all of them.
GF: Oh I thought maybe you doing your Internet Porn stuff again, but I should have known cause then your pants would have been down around your ankles
PL: That is not true, you know when I get onto Porn, I neatly hang up my pants in the closet in order to maintain the crease marks - that is what makes me a metrosexual, good personal hygeine and appearance.
GF: So what team are you working on
PL: I am on fantasy team 4 of 17 and I have a lot of work to do, so leave me be. I am currently reviewing the statistics as to how well a pitcher pitches in a game based upon whether he has had a bowel movement that today.
GF: How do you get that information.
PL: You don’t want to know but it is all part of being ‘The Best”. Have I told you that I am the reigning Fantasy Baseball Champ, 2 year running?
GF: Yes – quite a few times.
PL: You should be proud of that, most of your friends only wish their men could do as well.
GF: I am sure
PL: Hey you know that cute girl Jenny that just started working with you.
GF: Yeah
PL: Have you ever told here how good I am in these Fantasy Games, I am sure she would be interested.
GF: Oh I am sure but it has never come up.
PL: Next time tell her, I’ll make a list up that you can show her to cover them all. Wouldn't won't to miss any - take away from the luster you know.
GF: I can hardly wait, so who are you playing with anyway.
PL: Well there is a bunch – none of them are near my level. Well there is one, DB, I call him my Most Worthy Adversary. He is not as good as me, but he presents about the only challenge – if you can call it that – that I get from anyone.
GF: You actually call him Your Most Worthy Adversary ?
PL: Yes, he loves it. He tells his friends and families all about it. I think he may even have that on his business cards. I abbreviate it to MWA – you know making it look very official.
GF: Is he a nice guy.
PL: Yea he is OK. Doesn’t always pay off bets but a good guy. He will rattle off stats like you wouldn’t believe. Sometimes we go hours back and forth with stats that nobody would think of. He is really cool – I would like to adopt him at some point.
GF: Is he married
PL: No, you can’t play fantasy sports well and be tied down, you know.
GF: Girlfriend?
PL: Not sure. I know he has the hots for someone on the board. A sister of some kid Blake. He is trying to hook up with her, but is having some problems because she is only 13 and is finding it difficult to travel without her parents.
GF: Sounds like a Winner
PL: Oh he is.
GF: What about the others ?
PL: Where there is the Don. He is not very good but likes to play. I am his Idol, you know. He made me the Sports Moderator on his board, because of my skills. Hey you know add that to the list when you talk with Jenny.
GF: Anyone else
PL: Well there is Buffy – but she is just a ‘chick’. Actually she is like one of the guys only with curves. She is not that good either, I try and help her out though when and where I can. She is kind of my protégé. She really looks up to me.
GF: Anyone else
PL: Some guy, calls himself Big Daddy, but he is a Wuss. Talking about some aquarium and stuff – what a loser.
GF: So that’s it
PL: A bunch of kids – even got some Brit involved with ‘football’. Only problem is he thought it was European football. That means soccer if you didn’t know.
GF: I knew that – thank you very much So gonna be much longer
PL: No woman – probably only another 4-5 hours. But see this talking has already pushed me back. This is the reason why you are not allowed to talk with me while I am on the computer – so leave me be. I have to recheck weather forecasts now as well as any updates on the pitchers bowel movements.
