Week 10... One of us will at least be guaranteed a win! Or at least a non-loss!

Haha, just seen your new location quote DB.

Oh yeah and for the salary cap game you're gonna have to let me know which players your picking so I know to avoid them.

(clearing throat so I say this just right...)

[Insert crotch grabbing emoticon]

I got your players right here!

Ouch!!

Too lose by only 4 points with the potential to get those said points (with TWO players! ) in the last few minutes of Monday night's game....

What is incredible is how I made my team. I must've been asleep!!! I had 49 points sitting on my bench!! Ouch!! And I just needed 4 to win.

Some of you could have WON with those same 49 points!!!!

ummmm, Buffy I think you forgot to include the below
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Also just to make it a bit easier for next time, please feel free to cut and paste the below. :p

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It was pretty intense when I watched the game, I knew you had TO and such, so...

Matchups This Week...

DB vs. Turi - DB is coming off two very tough losses. His Bulger has been limp and he's got a Heap of crap for a tight end. His saving grace: having the most points among the 0and2fers. I rule. Things are looking up for DB this week. He gets to face Turi, who was demolished in his first game, and beat a non-team in his second game. Oh, how differently his offense would look with McNabb at the helm. Still, Turi comes in as a slight favorite. Jamal Lewis is playing a very weak Cincinnati run defense, while Tony Gonzalez is looking to break out against Houston.

My Prediction: DB in a blow out. In the famous words of Mr. T... "Turi will go 1 - 2, I pity the foo!"

PL vs. RB - Plaw is next to face the RB juggernaut. After thoroughly dismantling his two previous opponents, RB now has Plaw in his sights. Asking him about the upcoming matchup, RB responded "Plaw is going down," which by all indications, is the extent of his trash talking savvy. Plaw's response: "Doesn't he know who I am? I am Divine. I am Oblivion. I am the God who came down from the Heavens, to make of the Earth, a heaven." Note to self: Do not interview Plaw while he is watching "Philadelphia".

My Prediction: Too close to call. Plaw possibly in a squeaker.

PP vs. BD - Recent sighting: Pat, at his Tupac alter, praying to the football gods that Favre whips up on the weak Indy pass defense.

Pat: "Yo, Football OG, Favre has to represent, fuh rizzle!" :p

Another recent sighting: BD, looking at his calendar, for when Week 10 is.

BD: "I know I'll at least get a win against Commisioner Welsher."

My prediction: Incomplete.

JG vs. FC - Another undefeated juggernaut, FC will now face JG's injury depleted team. Hey FC, you do know you have to give a 30 point bonus to JG because (i) he's your Don and (ii) he was able to place the word "foreskin" into his team name? Now that that's settled.

My prediction: FC in a romp. Sorry Pork.

DJ vs. IM - Double-J knows football. He knows the exact Cover 2 defense to play in Madden, even if Madden wants him to run a 4-3. Stupid Madden. DJ is also our last remaining undefeated team (but don't tell anyone, but he lucked out against Buffy last week... shhhhh). IM, at 1-1, actually comes in as a slight favorite, because DJ, our esteemed conservative, in what must be a liberal media conspiracy, is hurt by injuries and the bye week.

My prediction: Squeaker, with IM winning in the end.

LD vs. SP - SP gets to play a chick. Buffy has Vinny (Bethie, spidey-senses tingling at the mention of Vinny, comes to peak in the football thread). It's about even in the end. Buffy on last week's loss: "I should have won last week. Although I am all woman, I'll show you guys. This SP fellow won't know what hit him until he looks up and sees my firm behind (ask Bethie) driving away."

SP's response (in his best BDD):

My prediction: Can't tell yet. I'll tell you Tuesday morning.

LOVE IT!!!!!

One thing though....

Vinny might be in a slot now. But I have been known to change at 10:55 am on Sunday (after post-Saturday night research ) when the mood warrants (much to my chagrin last week... :rolleyes: )

If I stick someone else in the #1 QB spot DB, will you do another analysis?

I live for those you know!!

Squeaker my ass.

Squeak this....

If both my questionable WRs play, I'll win big. I have a big edge at RB and QB, the two positions which really count here.

Squeaker my ass? Squeak this?

I don't know if I should have a comeback or file a sexual harassment suit! :p

I was looking all over for a "crotch grabbing emoticon", and this was the best I could do.

And BTW, the only one who thinks that RB is a "juggernaut" is RB.

He'll be changing his 'title' after the weekend. :rolleyes:

And I am taking the resident Thug out this week. No way am I going 0-3.

Of course I said I wouldn't go 0-1
and the following week I said I wouldn't go 0-2

but as I said

I ain't going 0-3.

I can't get into your football site so I don't know which Vinny LD has. I bet he's not as cute as my Vinny.

Finally, a "guy grabbing his crotch" emicon. Too bad I don't have balls or I'd be using it every other day.

First "Surreal Life", now this...

Ron Jeremy has made it big time. (pun semi-intended)

I think we found Pee's Problem,

He is All Beans and no Franks.

First of all... I never said I was a damn juggernaut. Second, two of my best players have byes this week, but it dont matter cause I will still win. Third of all, Plaw, you will be lucky if its a squeaker when I win, because at least you will have given me a contest.

Hey PL seems they 'young pup' is calling you out. You gonna take that from him you Wuss ? :p

And RB - PL is an old man you should have some manners and respect your elders.

Yea, I think you're right there, BDD... Seems as though plaw is gettin' called out. The force is strong with this one.

It wouldn't surprise me with the arrogance of this one if we find out that PL is 'his father'

Sounds like "juggernaut" talk to me.

First of all, I never said you said that you were a juggernaut. Just that you think you are.

Second of all, I believe my second best RB is on his bye week also, along with one of my starting WRs.

Plus, my best RB is out, and my two best WRs are "questionable"

But if they play, I'm gonna whip 'ya.

And third of all, it ain't gonna be no squeaker. :p
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Yeah, Now that is trash talk....A good way to start the weekend!

Looks like Pee's Beans are doing some talking.

Plaw- nobody else felt the need to berade me before the game, but its okay, because this is just going to make my victory all the more sweet.

Uh-oh.

Another one who takes trash talking seriously :rolleyes:



Um, where did I "berade" you?

And, what does "berade" mean, anyway?

Im not sure about the answer to both of your questions. Its not important. And for the record, I enjoy the trash talking.

Need I say more?

Yea you should speak up because its hard to hear you with that respirator in your mouth.

Good. Now you're getting the idea.....

I love my resperader.

I've had it since grate school.

Thing is, when I was a Kid, I used to turn it off to masturbade.

You'd better watch this, even if you're purposely spelling bad, people might be itching to think you're really Joe Bonnano!!!

We lost 35-25. But this can be considered a "good loss". The team we played are the defending league champions, and last year they beat us 49-13, and our starting tailback was out. I had 3 catches for 81 yards, but still haven't found the endzone. Our record is 1-3. Next week should be a victory.

Hahahahaha.

Your a funny one Plaw.