Sunday Night - Final


FC 66
JG 49

FC's Playaz Football Club remains undefeated as the 4Skins drop to 0-3. "Fock San Fran for stumbling over their own girly-men feet all night! Playaz' Seattle Dee totally focked me with their 21 pts!" Coach JG also bitched and moaned constantly as the time ticked by and 2 of his players couldn't manage any carries. "WTF?!!" echoed throughout the stadium. "And here I thought I'd have a chance with Vick earning -1," he grumbled.

DB 56 (1)
TU 60 (F)

Douchebag tries to hold on to his lead going into Sunday night, but must sweat it out since da Brit has twice as many players left as he does. "OMG! If da Brit beats me, I'll be down in the basement with Pork! Gosh! Turi has the least accumulated points, so I hope I can hold on. After all, I am Plaw's MWA! I'll have a better idea after tonight's games," Douche said, "hopefully I won't need a magical performance out of my tight end tomorrow night!"

P.S. Turi remarkably gains 31 pts on an incredible Pitts Dee! DB regrets not playing Tiki! It's all up to DB's tight end Monday night! [The chicks and the 49'ers giggle]

PL 72 (F)
RB 57 (2)

Black Car Drivers and coach Plaw will have to wait over 24 hours to celebrate (or cry). Are K. Johnson and E. George good for over 15 pts Monday Night? RB only hopes so. If Plaw holds on, both teams will be 2-1 after this week. Stay tuned...

PP 62 (2)
BD 105 (F)

Shagadelic! The Shag-Wells are the first team to break the century mark, earning 105 pts -- 11 pts more than the previous record of 94 pts held by RB's Giants. Can Pat's Packers pack a 43+ point punch on Monday night with only Gardner and Portis? "I doubt it, nigga," Pat sighs, "though I'm fucking impressed by my nigga Favre's 31 pts but that mutherfucker Griffin and fucking St Louis Dee gave me fucking minus fucking points!" BIG Daddy's wall of offense was fueled by WR Walker's 3 TD's (25), RB Alexander (21) and QB Green's 3 TD passes (20). "Wuss THIS!" he says.

DJ 22 (3)
IM 67 (F)

"WTF am I doing with a San Fran QB!" DJ wailed, "Dorsey is a biotch, and San Fran are a bunch of wusses!" JG agrees.

P.S. The Iceman gains 5 pts Sunday night! Can DJ overcome the 45 pt deficit?

LD 45 (1)
SP 69 (F)

Man-o-Manning! Spike's Chicken Wings ride high on Manning's 37 pts! "There's no way I wanted to be beaten by a 'chick', so hopefully I can hold on!" Spike said, "but damn Green Bay for allowing 45 pts!! Wait, come to think of it, those 45 points were given up to Manning! I guess it's okay to get a -6 from my Dee and 37 from my QB! Hey, that rhymed!" Buffy, found crying after her 49'ers were shut out and after JG called them girly-men, had no comment.

P.S. Buffy needs 24 pts from Teste-verde and regrets benching Lelie's 9 pts!