Glad you could stop by. Listen if you just got here if you go back a handful of posts here there is a very insightful stat one that PL took the time to put together - he knows you would be interested in it.

I just didn't want you to miss that amongst all this 'drabble' .....

I saw the chart on 'fattening up on Pork'... and I noticed for the first time he didn't comment on himself.

I didn't comment on Buffy either. I'm afraid of her now.

She's becoming the AppleOnYa of Fantasy Football :p

In that case, I've already won. :p

Afraid of me?

Awww...ouch!! Cut me to the CORE, plaw!!

Whaddya afraid of? Bet you are mad we bet dinner instead of panties, now huh?

THIS JUST IN .....

As Scruffy and I prepare for The Panty Bowl - not to be outdone, both PL and Pork have agreed to a stipulation in their much heated and long rivarly.

It is the SkidMark Shorts Fiesta Bowl

No skid marks with baby wipes

Oh - so that's the trick

We won today 23-19!!!

I feel so great right now! This team kicked our ass last year, the score was 44-7 (44-0 at halftime) Today we scored the winning TD with 12 seconds left!

I had my best game of the season. I had 4 catches, and an INT!! My pick came towards the end of the first half. I layed out and caught it on our 1 yd line. I thought it should've been a touchback, but we got it on the one.

We were losing at halftime 12-10.

We were down 19-17 with 2:09 left in the 4th quarter. We had just gotten the ball back after stopping them on 3 downs (and using all our TOs) and forcing punt (I definitely had to fair catch it). We had it on our 18 yd line. Our QB rolled out and hit me on wheel pattern for about 30 yds. Then he threw to the TE and then the other WR. We had the ball on the opponents 21 yd line. The QB rolls out, and then throws back across his body towards the middle of the field. The pass was intended for me, but he didn't get enough on it... INT!

So they have it on their own 6 yd line with 57 seconds left, and we have no timeouts. Our stands were starting to empty, everyone thought the game was over. I have to admit even I thought it was over. So they're lined up in QB kneel formation, but they're Tackle false started. Now they're on the 3. The QB kneels and now they're on the 2. Then, trying to milk the clock, they are called with a delay of game. So now they're on the 1 yd line with the clock stopped at 16 seconds left. We're thinking of trying to get a safety to force OT, but that still was unlikely because all the QB had to do was fall forwards and the game would be over. But then...

The ball was snapped. Our DT got such a great push that he knocked their guard into the QB. The guard bumped into his own QB's arm and he fumbled! The ball went backwards into the endzone! The other CB ran in and picked it up untouched! We all went absolutely crazy! We got a 15 yd penalty because everyone on the sideline ran on the field, but we didn't care.

We kicked off and they got it on the 48 yd line. Their first hail mary went incomplete, the second was knocked down by our safety! Game Over! We win 23-19!!!

We celebrated like crazy afterwards. Our student section all ran on the field to celebrate with us. The cheerleaders ran out, I found my gf and she jumped into my arms! I gave our mascot a big high five. It was great, wonderful, awesome!

Now I'm going to the homecoming dance tonight. I can't even imagine how much fun that's going to be. I'm going to get jiggy wit it. (By the way, my gf didn't win queen)

do you think YOU using the term "get jiggy with it" had anything to do with HER not winning? lol just kidding


If she is upset about not winning just explain to her that in 30 years during her high school reunion the queen will come in weighing 400 pounds and your gf will have the last laugh

Awesome Freddie, well done on your win. It'll give you good confidence going into the next game. Keep it up.

Anyway, all this flirting between these girls is sickening me. BDD, offering to give up his Y fronts is just wrong. I hope his mother has cleaned them first.

Did we ever find out who 'Da Wing' is? And how is he going to feel being the 4th Yank to lose to me? Show yourself and lose some dignity.

Well, I got jiggy wit it last night. And the party afterwards... What a night!

We're 3-4 now with 5 games left. I think we'll end up 6-6 or 7-5, which would be a huge improvement from last year... we we're 1-11.

I'm "Da Wing". And I'm not going to be the 4th "Yank" to lose to you, but the 3rd "Yank" to beat you.

Hey Turi, do you know how you can tell if an Englishman is sexualy excited?

There you are, out from under your rock. You've been lurking haven't you? I must say it's good to meet you and it'll be certainly good to beat you. I don't know where your confidence comes from - especially after a run of two losses. :p

Go on, stick your punchline on your joke. I'm sure we'll have a hoot.

Hey Plaw - Are you ready to get pulverized this week? :rolleyes:

Sunday - Final

Pts [Optimal Pts] (Players Left)

JG 40 [80] (2) - Eat me.
PL 81 [98] (1) - Culpooper = 34 pts

DB 35 [45] (2) - Faulk'n Bulger Monday Night
DJ 51 [53] (F) - Can he hold on?

RB 74 [98] (F) - Robinson = 13 pts.
PP 65 [75] (F) - Can da nigga hold on? Nope.

TU 61 [66] (F) - Da Brit wins.
SP 37 [47] (F) - Cold wings.

LD 45 [53] (F) - No matter how you slice it...
BD 54 [67] (F) - ...Bad Daddy won the bet.

IM 31 [51] (1) - WR Holt vs
FC 57 [74] (1) - WR Clayton

Rock this

And how do you tell if an englishman is sexually excited? A stiff upper lip.

I believe I may have beaten RB today........

Not yet you didn't...

DAMMIT! Wrong RB

Hey, you have a shot here. A much beter one than the experts thought you would.

Had I used Plummer (19 pts) rather than Pennington (4 pts) I'd've had a very slim shot.

I have Stallworth (worthless prick) + McAllister (worthless so far this year) + Wilkins kicking against my TB Def...

Freakin' Philly Def with 19 pts. You still have two WRs and a kicker. And, of course, your QB.

Doesn't look that good for me.

I didn't say it looked good. I said you have a shot.

If The Deuce breaks out and Culpepper has a bad game, and TB shuts down the Rams.......

Do we get points for receptions? If not, I wouldn't mind if Robinson got 79 yards receiving tonight. :p

The first time I bench Vick, he has a good game and gets 14 more pts than his replacement (Carr).

Fuggin' A! Robinson just got a TD. Why oh why did I start Moss?!

I don't have StatTracker so I first have to say that I was surprised to see this. I thought I had lost - really I did. I can only imagine it was because of my defense vs Buffy's defense as the deciding factor. It seemed to have been back and forth all day - Buffy was on top early - than I was on top - than we switched and at the end I guess I came out on top - whew I'm beat. :p But I have to say I am 'humbled' by the game and my surprising victory.

Ok, humility time is over.

Hey Scruffy, I got a present for you ....

yes I do ....

keep looking

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There - look familiar? If not, it will be, cause that's what your gonna be seeing now till the end of the year from me.

Here wait - I'm shaking it for you.

Awww - a bit of a grind also

Can you see it yet ?

SLAP - Dang I just slapped it - Oh Behave!!

Here we need some music while I shake and grind it ...

La... La la la la..... La la la la.. La la
La la la la la.. La la la.... La la laaaaaaaaa

(I,I,)I'm just a love machine
And I won't work for nobody but you
(I,I )I'm just a love machine ....



Ok, Ok - enough trash talking - as always you always play the game the right way, talk some trash before the game, make the right choices for the games - unlike most of the other 'chicks' here. I even started to think of an Ode' since I thought you had me and I would have to pay off our bet - here is just a snippet



I think that I shall never see
A Sports Wench as Sexy as Buf-fy

:p

But now I don't have to finish it. And regarding your part of the bet - take your time on the Ode' since I am not at work tomorrow - make if from the heart and the title something sentimental - I am sure.

than again - probably not.

I believe you may have been mistaken my young friend...

Bloody hell, I've gotta hang on tonight...it wouldn't have been so bad, but there were no RB's available to replace Henry, I already signed McGahee (2nd time this year... but now he CAN run)...

I think the game v. the Dolphins could be the death knell for TH's career as a Bill.

2nd time this year that the week comes down to the MNF game... Uggggghhh...

I hope I have the same luck again!

AN ODE TO BIG DADDY DON

There once was a man from Nantucket
who...

Woops! That wasn't it. That was from a prior year's bet...

Okay, I'm ready. Ahem....

AN ODE to BIG DADDY DON

Big Daddy, Big Daddy, where do I start?
To laud your stellar performance straight from my heart

I was ahead of you throughout most of the day
Thinking YOU would be the one having to pay

Anxiously awaiting being calleD your sexy wench
I didn't even have the winning points on my bench

It came down to me with Oakland and Ashley Lelie
You had Porter and the Broncos "D"

Battle at the Bay in the pouring rain
To watch the Stattracker Sunday was such a pain

Big Daddy prevailed, making Buffy sick
My D was weak, definitely the wrong pick

So when people ask, Pedro has nothing on me
When asked "Who's My Daddy?", of course it's B.D.D.

All this kudos aside let it be said
I'd be happy as the loser to give Big Daddy