AN ODE TO BIG DADDY DON

There once was a man from Nantucket
who...

Woops! That wasn't it. That was from a prior year's bet...

Okay, I'm ready. Ahem....

AN ODE to BIG DADDY DON

Big Daddy, Big Daddy, where do I start?
To laud your stellar performance straight from my heart

I was ahead of you throughout most of the day
Thinking YOU would be the one having to pay

Anxiously awaiting being calleD your sexy wench
I didn't even have the winning points on my bench

It came down to me with Oakland and Ashley Lelie
You had Porter and the Broncos "D"

Battle at the Bay in the pouring rain
To watch the Stattracker Sunday was such a pain

Big Daddy prevailed, making Buffy sick
My D was weak, definitely the wrong pick

So when people ask, Pedro has nothing on me
When asked "Who's My Daddy?", of course it's B.D.D.

All this kudos aside let it be said
I'd be happy as the loser to give Big Daddy