You've found my kryptonite.

Kind of like...

TO is to you...
Porn is to Pat...
Clay Aiken is to Pork... :p
Baby Wipes is to Plaw...
Bill O'Reilly is to DJ...
Hooters Chicken Wings is to SP (he's the one person that goes there for the wings)...
Terry Bradshaw is to Turi Bradshaw...
High School Girls is to RB, FC, IM and of course, BDD