What, bread? That's the prize, a couple buns? Cool

Woops!! I didn't finish, did I?

(insert plaw or pork sex innuendo here)

I was gonna write "Congrats on his lead"...

But "lead" doesn't rhyme with "said".

Hmmm. Odd, I don't know what I could give Big Daddy that rhymes with "said", though "bread" is a GOOD one!

... street cred
... sandwich spread
... a flight on the Ted
... a sled
... a bed

sandwich spread?

Wow, kinky bunch. Brings a whole new meaning to Miracle Whip! :p

You saw the hidden message didn't you, DB?

YOU'LL have your work cut out for you next week when you have to write my "ode". Make the rhyming words work to MY benefit though, please? :p

Won't BDD feel gyped if you change your title, after a week, to "DB is a Sexy Beast"!

Who's DB???



And why would I be changing my title?

Oh, you'll KNOW who DB is... :p

There once was a woman named Buffy.
On her matchup with DB, "That's a toughie."
So she called her friend Enis
.
.
.
And now her eye is all puffy.

Hmm, I am having a hard time with my rhymes today. Can't think of what goes with Enis either!

PS: I have to change the subject....the eye being puffy really made me laugh for some reason!...

anyhoo DB, your Kiss poster is down south of this message.

I think I know what will be my weapon of distraction for Week 7!

RE: The Kiss

It says you can buy it and have it MOUNTED!


Tsk. Too easy!

You've found my kryptonite.

Kind of like...

TO is to you...
Porn is to Pat...
Clay Aiken is to Pork... :p
Baby Wipes is to Plaw...
Bill O'Reilly is to DJ...
Hooters Chicken Wings is to SP (he's the one person that goes there for the wings)...
Terry Bradshaw is to Turi Bradshaw...
High School Girls is to RB, FC, IM and of course, BDD

Hooters serves wings?


Tell me about it. The bet we DIDN'T make public. :rolleyes:

I have been sitting here in my white button down shirt and short plaid skirt. Even have my hair in these short pig-tail thingys. BD said he was picking me up for lunch provided I dress this way. For the bet, of course.

He must've got lost.

If he can't make it, let me know...!

Week 6 - Final

Pts [Optimal Pts]

JG 51 [83] - Eat me. (0-6)
PL 81 [98] - Culpooper = 34 pts (4-2)

Note: My freakin' Optimal Team woulda beaten EVERYONE's played roster this week. :rolleyes: Ya better watch out! (Wait, I did say that last week, didn't I? )

DB 57 [57] - Faulk'n Bulger Monday Night (4-2)
DJ 51 [53] - Couldn't hold on? (3-3)

RB 74 [98] - Robinson = 13 pts. (4-2)
PP 65 [75] - Can da nigga hold on? Nope. (1-5)

TU 61 [65] - Da Brit wins. (4-2)
SP 37 [47] - Cold wings. (2-4)

LD 45 [53] - No matter how you slice it... (3-3)
BD 54 [68] - ...Bad Daddy won the bet. (4-2)

IM 49 [69] - WR Holt (18) (3-3)
FC 64 [81] - WR Clayton (7) (4-2)

HA- That was great, made me losing in my $$ league worth it - almost. :p And much better than anything I would have come up with - I was struggling to find a word that rhymes with 'wench'.

And your 'new' title, I shall refer to you as Pedro now. Hopefully you can beat DB this week so it can stay a little longer. :rolleyes:

Speaking of which - DB told me in a PM that he is gonna win, that I shouldn't get too used to the title being there.

He may be right though, it was a tough game, lots of changes, flip flopping of positions, plenty of ups and downs, you might be 'ripe' for the taking this week also. And I got your juices flowing also - Creative Juices, Creative juices I mean from having to write my Ode' - you might have to do it all again.

And in the case you do lose this week, remember that if you give DB bread - that will only diminish any bread that I get. It will truly cheapen the entire 'win' experience. :p

Thanks again - my best win of the year.

The only downside is I only play you once - can't go for back to back ode's.

EDIT: And oh yes - Big Daddy does in fact - Rock.

Another MNF come-from-behind win! Good matchup, DJ!

On to Buffy...

5 Things Bad Daddy PM-ed Me Leading to His Matchup with Buffy

1 - Her claim to fame is that she's a man in a chick's body. Funny, I thought she was a man in a man's body. (He wasn't in Chicago Buffy - he doesn't know! )

2 - Yep, she's a chick alright - couldn't even catch a flyball at a Dodger game because it would break her nails.

3 - She's been playing fantasy sports for years... You think she'd be better at it by now.

4 - The question to the answer, Alex... What is I'm going to kick Buffy's ass-ets??

5 - That's not victory she's sniffing. That's my .

:p

Guess you forgot about lunch... :rolleyes:

What REALLY stinks is the Douchebag and the Stiff Brit are both on top of me with less points.

Douche, I can take care of by this time next week. No sweat.

The Stiff Brit? Saving the best victory 'till last. Week 10. His big-necked Steeler QB will wear himself out by then....

Fewer. :p

Great ode, though.

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Don't forget that Plaw has the baby wipes. :p

Wipe THIS!

Standings Through Week 6

1 RB 4-2-0 .667 415 W-1; Still Going Strong
2 PL 4-2-0 .667 408 W-2; I'm The King of the World
3 FC 4-2-0 .667 390 W-1; Still gettin' jiggy with it
4 BD 4-2-0 .667 371 W-4; Awaiting new package in mail
5 DB 4-2-0 .667 351 W-4; No Bread For You!!
6 TU 4-2-0 .667 316 W-3; How do you say "lucky" in British? :p
7 LD 3-3-0 .500 361 L-1; Waaaaahhhhhhh
8 IM 3-3-0 .500 342 L-1; Lost the chick in FC's picture
9 DJ 3-3-0 .500 330 L-2; Want some wood?? Wait, that didn't sound right.
10 SP 2-4-0 .333 349 L-3; Cold wings is a delicacy
11 PP 1-5-0 .167 302 L-5; Lucky JG has a team
12 JG 0-6-0 .000 251 L-6; Longest streak going

Week 7 Matchups
DB vs. LD
PL vs. DJ
RB vs. JG
TU vs. PP
IM vs. BD
FC vs. SP

You know that Scruffy in her 'shrewdness' sent me a PM and informed me that if DB does in fact win this week that she has to change her title and that it is in my best interest to root for her to win so her current title stays a bit longer. So she asked me to get behind her - and think of a way to push her to victory.

She has a point though - so since it does in fact benefit me - which is the only time I do anything - if it benefits me, I have accepted her invitation - for one week only - to help her out.

So with that in mind - DB I have two words to say to you to distract you. To put your mind in a place far far away from fantasy football. Once these words are mentioned you will no longer be thinking clearly and not able to make your usual effective picks. Those two words to set your mind off spinning ......


BLAKE'S SISTER .......

:p

Me too.

I'd rather see 'em both at 4-3 than DB at 5-2.

Oh, wait....that's a logical game-related reason. I wouldn't want anyone to think I was taking this too seriously.

Great. :rolleyes:

But after I get my ass whooped next week, I got a cushy schedule: TU, PP, SP, DJ, LD...

CUSH THIS!!!!

Who would think that, plaw?? :p

How's baseball working out for you guys? [Insert BD "wrong thread" post]

Football Trivia (DO NOT LOOK UP THE ANSWERS! :p )

1. What quarterback led Notre Dame to the college championship in 1977?

2. What is Ohio State's college football team nicknamed?

3. What Washington Redskins quarterback broke his leg in 1985?

4. What team was the first to win four Super Bowls?

5. What University of Pittsburgh tight end was drafted by the Chicago Bears in 1961?

6. In college football, how many feet does a receiver need to have in-bounds to make a fair catch?

7. What offensive tackle was nicknamed the "Mad Scientist"?

8. In 1969, Bo Schembechler began a 21-year stint as coach of what college football team?

9. What stadium is home to the Nebraska Cornhuskers?

I think:

1. Joe Montana

4. Steelers

I don't follow college that much - UNM and LSU, that is about it...

Do I get a prize???

Buffy is correct on both. 7 questions remaining...