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Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
A couple of questions though:
(i) You are in a room with a couple of hot girls, and you are thinking about going to the Sportsbook?
(ii) With them leaving after several hours, that's A LOT of cuddle time if you ask me?
Thanks DB. But I didn't think the Vegas story was as good as my "Joe The Greek" story.

As far as your questions go....

(i) I go to Vegas to gamble. When the sportsbook calls, it calls. Hot girls I can get anytime. I mean jeeeze, just look at my picture. While it's true that my head may appear a bit large for my body, it's not my big head that attracts them. And while my superior intellect does attract some, in the case of Flopsie and Mopsie it didn't much matter.

(ii) Yeah, there was some "cuddle time" in there. Actually, for a good part of the "cuddling time" they were making me feel like a sausage sandwich. But, like I said, this is a family show....
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Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
You got a rise out of plaw.
Hey, it's easy to get a "rise" out of me. Just ask Flopsie and Mopsie.


"Difficult....not impossible"