Even though we didn't bet I thought I'd post this on the 'net You won, but mostly it was luck My running backs...they really suck And Culpepper? He's a total loss When playing with out Randy Moss But I don't write this to save some face Losing to you is no disgrace 'Cause while it's true you are a "chick" At this game you're pretty slick In fact, I often wonder why If you'd be happier as a guy.