That's pretty harsh without a smilie, no?

I agree with Pork - that was 'cold blooded' - I think we need to get Commissioner DoucheBag involved and order PL to give the Thug a Hug. C'mon show the Thug a little love.

Maybe you two can hook up with Mopsey and Flopsie and mend any outstanding issues.

We lost last night 23-22.

This one hurts bad.

Our team has gone from underdog, to 9th best in the state. We finished the regular season last night with a 9-0 record... Undefeated. Next week is the sectional playoff game. The week after is the regional championships. If we win that game, then its on to the state championships in Syracuse. I cant wait. Im so excited

;) :p
That should about cover it.

;) :p
That should about cover it. [/b][/quote]Don't tell ME, tell the boy you shit upon... or at least do it in the right place :p

;) :p

Everone happy now? :rolleyes:

And to think...I ruined my reputation with Apple defending him.....

Hey Pork - that just reminded he, PL was harsh with me also - calling me a Wuss - no smilie and such either. Hurt my feelings.

I would expect an 'apology' also.

...and he has been pretty 'mean and hurtful' to FS in the past, I believe an apology should go out to him also. :p

Sunday - Final

Pts [OptPts] (players left)

JG 72 [73] (F) - Could this be??!
TU 69 [81] (F) - How embarrassing...

I think Turi got even less, since Bears gave up 13 pts and not 7. OMG, unless some cruel joke comes down after the final audit, I WON MY FIRST GAME!!

DB 104 [104] (0) - Safe to say... 6-2
IM 036 [045] (1) - Cold as ice; 4-4

PL 44 [44] (F) - Lost to a "chick"; drops to 4-4
LD 59 [64] (F) - Beats Plaw! Goes 4-4

RB 56 [75] (1) - Lost opportunities
DJ 56 [99] (1) - Brees (36) & McGahee (17) on bench

PP 35 [38] (2) - S Moss & Jets Def to go
SP 66 [92] (0) - Cold Wings heating up?

FC 62 [80] (0) - Playaz got outplayed; 5-3
BD 87 [96] (1) - Big Daddy goes 5-3

Oh man my fantasy team sucks. I'm going to have to put them all on Ice.

It might work out better if you had a full roster each week. :p But who am I to say anything.

Week 8: Sunday Night And Monday Night Football Games Left

Pts [OptPts] (players left)

JG 72 [73] (0) - Can he hold on for first win of the season?
TU 53 [81] (1) - Leaves a lot of points on the bench, Chicago defense left

DB 83 [83] (2) - Surprised by blowout, Lloyd and San Fran defense to go
IM 36 [46] (1) - Team would have been better if he didn't play players on bye, Chambers left

PL 44 [44] (0) - What did you lose? Too much time thinking about Flopsie and Mopsie.
LD 59 [64] (0) - What did you win? Must thank BD for distracting plaw

RB 56 [89] (1) - Lots of points on bench, C-Mart left to go
DJ 56 [99] (1) - Lots of points on bench, McMichael left

PP 35 [38] (2) - Santana Moss and Jets Defense left, going door to door asking for fantasy points :p (BTW, Way to be proactive Pat! )
SP 66 [92] (1) - Hoping to hold on with Barlow left

FC 62 [80] (1) - Thomas Jones left
BD 87 [96] (1) - Jets K left

It might work out better if you had a full roster each week. :p But who am I to say anything. [/b][/quote]In my defense I totally forgot I had a player with a bye week. But even if I hadn't of forgotten, I still would've lost with Randy Moss being injured to the point of, he'll play when he wants to. (don't really read to much into that, I've never liked him as a person.)

I hope this isn't premature, but...

I seriousely hope Curtis Martin can outscore Randy Micmichael. If not then my hatred towards the Jets is gonna be that much greater.

I believe this wouldn't be the 'first' time you did some hmm prematurely. :p Although usually you don't celebrate it.

Anyway I believe I owe PL an apology. No - not for calling him a windbag - I was just repeating what DB said in a PM anyway. No, it seems that by posting the pics, he became distracted thinking back to his Vegas trip with Floppy and Mopey and did not concentrate enough on his game with Buffy.

And now he has to live with the fact that he lost to a 'chick'. Granted, it has been stated that Buffy is a guy with 'curves' and DB even made comments about some of her 'tools' or 'parts' but getting beyond that she is still a 'chick' and PL you lost to her. I don't know if a bet was made - if not that is probably why Buffy won - if so I will await anxiously for an Ode or maybe a title change.

Seems that when push comes to shove - DB and I can take and get the job done, but you seem to have fallen short, and in turn, let down all the guys not only in this league but all leagues. Your Fantasy legend will be certainly stained by this loss for years to come.

I have heard that Buffy - being back on the winning side was feeling 'cocky' all night - that in turn made Mr. Buffy very happy. :p ba da bump - thank you I'm here all week.

And thank goodness I took out this Playaz Club football team, like I said what the hell kind of sissy name is that for a team. PL told me in a PM he thinks it's the name of some Gay Bathhouse - not that there's anything wrong with that.

So just a little 'smack' talk to start Monday morning. Big game this week for Da Birds - going against the Steelers - can they beat the two remaining undeafeted teams in back to back weeks ?

Naw, I don't think so. But you gotta love TO's Ray Lewis dance - he had it down perfect.

I offered to make a wager with Buffy on three separate occasions last week, and she tuirned me down each time.

Odes, title changes, posting naked pictures....I guess she wasn't too confident.

And no, I wasn't in the least bit distracted. Actually I was paying close attention. I benched Corey Dillon at the last minute when they declared him out for the game and I got 10 points out of a free agent kicker I picked up to cover my bye week.

[whine alert]
Now that I think about, I really should have won. Both my starting RBs were out, and I got basically nothing from Culpepper.
[/whine alert]

Anyway, Fantasy Basketball starts tomorrow, so I'll be devoting a lot of time to defending my championship.

Maybe I forgot to mention it.....I won both the regular season and the playoffs last year.

And nobody can ever take that away from me. Nobody. Ever.

Ode To Buffy

Even though we didn't bet
I thought I'd post this on the 'net
You won, but mostly it was luck
My running backs...they really suck
And Culpepper? He's a total loss
When playing with out Randy Moss
But I don't write this to save some face
Losing to you is no disgrace
'Cause while it's true you are a "chick"
At this game you're pretty slick
In fact, I often wonder why
If you'd be happier as a guy.

:p

Points scored by a defense (e.g. San Francisco defense returned a fumble for a TD) does not count against the opposing defense's point tally (i.e. it doesn't count against the Chicago defense since the Chicago offense gave it up).

The extra point does though.

I hope that made sense.

Congrats Pork on your first win of the season!

Originally posted by plawrence:
I offered to make a wager with Buffy on three separate occasions last week, and she tuirned me down each time.

Odes, title changes, posting naked pictures....I guess she wasn't too confident.

You didn't have anything I wanted.

I really should have won. Both my starting RBs were out, and I got basically nothing from Culpepper.

Shoulda, woulda, coulda. But you DIDN'T win. That calls for a MAJOR whine alert.

Anyway, Fantasy Basketball starts tomorrow, so blah blah blah....




CONGRATS PORK!!!!! You are now among the living!! Way to go!

Au contraire. As the song rings so true for me: I enjoy being a girl....

And by the way, noone's D sucked more than mine. I meant to change my D out and got busy and forgot.

When you're right, you're right.

I added a "whine alert" to my post above.

Well speaking of pictures - I also have some more of the infamous Vegas trip pictures and some included naked pictures of PL - you might want to reconsider.

:p

Speaking of PMs, I assume it is OK for me to post the one that Buffy sent me. It is below

Whooooo !! I kicked PL's a$$ - shut the old windbag up. Not only was it a much needed win for me but it also helps out DB - I am his #1 fan and if I can help him out I will. I beat him like a dog - I am no longer Scruffy - I am once again Buffy - All shall bow before your Queen. I don't believe I will lose the rest of the year now. I am on cloud 9 - Feel like King, oppps I mean Queen of the World.

Oh and Big Daddy I still think your a Wuss, I should have beat you also.

To be honest - that last part hurt and was totally unnecessary in my view.

What are you going to rename your team, Pork?

1-13skins doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?? :p

Thanks, Buff and Douche (or would that be Douche and then Buff?) -- at least you two cared.

I guess I gotta think of a new name. Hmmm...

DB - Thanks, I didn't realize the SF Def was capable of scoring a TD. Congrats on 6-2, btw!!

I care, too. :rolleyes:

I even wrote you a little poem to celebrate your first win:

Altho we thought it couldn't be done
Last year's winner finally won
And even though it may sound mean
I thought the Pork'd go Oh and fourteen
But now you've won, and it feels like heaven
Maybe you'll finish seven and seven.

Awww, thanks, Plaw!

I really didn't think I'd pull it off this week w/ so many guys on bye, and the rest bums. Thank goodness I got Muhsin from Bad Daddy: how's Westbrook working out there, buddy? I was really sweating over Turi's tight end, tho - 18 pts early on!! But that's all he got from his offense. *whew*

Next week should be even easier -- hear that, my nigga? (Damn, I shouldn't have said that - I usually jinx myself!)

And I care also - see I even wrote you a poem. I wanna be just like PL.

I know this year - you have not had much Luck
DB and Buffy all scream that You Suck
And PL thought you would go Oh and Fourteen
That is a sight I thought I would've never seen
And though Da Brit calls me a Dunce
My only regret is I get to play you but Once :p
You won it all last year so don't be Blue
That is one thing nobody can ever take from you

Thanks, BD! I take back that jab about Westbrook -- well, no I don't, but the idea was honorable, huh?