Originally posted by DonMichaelCorleone:
When you need to think of ways of making a Pro Sports Athlete's last name into something to do with Penis :p
Originally posted by Beth E:
When you start referring to your friends as Wusses or your MWA. :p 
When you call someone a Douchebag and they punch you in your face. When you stay up until 3:00 AM because you can't wait to see everyone's team for the next day.
When you only stay in hotels that have a business center.
When you have withdrawal symptoms during all-star breaks.
When you write imaginary letters to professional athletes thanking them when they perform well for you.
When you found yourself extremely pissed off that ESPN didn't run a salary cap game for the baseball playoffs.
When you read a post by someone in another sports thread that sounds a bit knowledgeable and you invite the poster to join a fantasy league.
When you find that you really miss the "Scoring Summary" feature in basketball.
When you start to care about "Uber Points" even though you don't know what they are.
When you were waiting all year for a reason to rhyme "Arenas" with "Penis".
When you waste your time by trying to make an intelligent post on an ESPN Message Board.
