Pavano Injures His Bum; Out For a "Few Days"

Holy shit. Can Pavano or Jaret Wright take a shit, get out of bed, or walk down the street without injuring themselves? He dove to make a play. Big deal. Wow. :rolleyes:

In other news, Randy Johnson (the sleaze) finally acknowledged his 16-year-old daughter, a "love child" if you will.

Johnson Declared a "Piece of Shit" by Most Family-Oriented Americans