STEINBRENNER:

Hey, come on over here with me; I wanna show you something really useless. You do appreciate uselessness, don't you?

(then)

There you are, $250,000,000 on Third Base. I bet a Russian Czar never paid that kind of dough for a single ballplayer.

(then, looking toward Third)

A-Rod. A-Rod...

(then)

I'm not gonna trade him, though. He's such a stud.