January stinks. It's cold and it's dark. It is gross. I was actually excited there for a little bit because the NY Giants were in a playoff game, but they got their asses whipped. Imagine - so desperate for sports that I would actually watch a football game.

TV was so boring last night (although Two and a Half Men was hilarious) that we watched the rerun of a Yankee game on the YES network. I want baseball!! I want baseball!! I want me some Jeter!!!

Plus, I'm on a diet, which makes me even crankier than usual. And my new underwire bra is proving to be exceptionally constricting. Is it true you can get hit by lightning if you're wearing one