(With apologies to Bob Dylan)

Clemenza's in the kitchen
Mixing up spaghetti sauce
Meanwhile Luca's itchin'
To chop the head off Woltz's horse
Assassins in their trenchcoats
Paulie took the day off
Said he had a bad cough
Got Sollozzo’s payoff

Look out Mike
The Don they’re gonna strike
Don’t know when
But they’re sure to try again
You better go in the bathroom
Looking for your “little friend”
The man in the policeman’s hat
Tries the veal, and
He never gets to finish
His dinner has a bloody end