Oh Zasa, you, my friend, need help. :p
Things I liked:
-The end of the book, althought it should have come 429 pages sooner
-The Kennedy storyline, but he minced that up to the point where I hated it
-The fact that the sane members of the board agree with me :p

Good topic(being serious here)because there are one or two things I'm sure everyone found mildly entertaining.

BTW-By your logic, that makes Geary fruity as well, and I'm afraid of what I might do if Winegardener is evewr approached to do another GF sequel