...time, so I could run all my errands and do everything I needed to do during the day, so I could still have time for everybody.
If Al Pacino asked the person below me to marry him and move to Italy with him, he/she (yes, I added a he for sh*ts and giggles) would ________________.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
